Karma
Old, but still stings.
Just bit him
Started: 28th Jan 2013 at 13:37
Replied: 28th Jan 2013 at 13:48
That's definitely a repeat that there's nowt wrong with.
Always wonder if the git got a bill for his damage.
Replied: 28th Jan 2013 at 17:52
What was he thinking.......idiot...obviously didn't realise they are slotted in..
Richard cranium!!!!!!
Replied: 28th Jan 2013 at 18:08
Replied: 28th Jan 2013 at 18:51
GIRL POWER
Replied: 28th Jan 2013 at 19:18
So you're giving those pics out to all and sundry I see...
There was me thinking I had got an early Valentine on Gardening.
Replied: 29th Jan 2013 at 11:01
Apologies, one was for you...The other for dostaf, he likes Morticia.. (He prefers Gomez to be canoodling his arm, but likes to put on an act)
Replied: 29th Jan 2013 at 11:15
The other Gomez, more like...
Cara Mia indeed.
"Tish! I just love it when you speak French!"
"Don't torture yourself, Gomez, darling. That's my job..."
Replied: 29th Jan 2013 at 16:00
WATERMELLON
Replied: 29th Jan 2013 at 21:20
The film i have wrote is very much in the vain of the likes of Dog soldiers , The Descent , Severance and is very much geared to keep the viewer entertained
Very Ernie Wise.
M&W
Replied: 29th Jan 2013 at 22:16
Last edited by dostaf: 29th Jan 2013 at 22:17:20
Just thought I would put up my fav fruit...
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 05:52
Hmmm..Fave fruit indeed!
Dostaf....I am penning a film script as I type....Care to add?
Tom enjoys nothing more than to stay out at night, gazing at the stars through his binoculars. The problem is, he likes to hide in bushes in peoples gardens to do his 'studying', he has a particular liking for the Kilmarnock Willow of Elizabeth Tailher, a voluptuous 30 something lollypop woman. (She doesn't work, she is a tall, thin woman with a round sticky head). When Elizabeth’s Husband, ‘Huge Grant’ spots Tom having some kind of seizure in the shrubbery, Huge gives chase. Hilarity ensues.
All star cast including: John the Measurer, Roger More, Dame Judi Drench and Laurence Ilivehere
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 08:48
A seizure you say?
I can see an opening there for some Policewomen and maybe some paramedics.
Happen they could have problems with uniforms getting snagged in the undergrowth.
Are you seeking some sort of 'sponsorship' to make certain plotlines/props disappear?
£50.00 and 'Tom' neither wears a Gannex mac or use Miranda binoclears.
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 12:13
I know a chap who had a transplant op using the kidney of Bennie Hill. He was overcome wih a sudden urge to chase a young nurse around when she happened to walk past a bush he was hiding in. They ran in and out of bushes, weaving through trees and various shrubbery at high speed when he eventually caught up with her and as he got hold of her clothing, her dress came off. The poor girl ended up running about in her skimpies.
He said he couldn't stop himself, it was as if he had been 'posessed by another person'.
Luckily, the Policed arrived, and after another short chase, he was arrested.
The Judge refused his plea of diminished responsibility an he was sent to Prison. So beware of accepting celebrity organs.
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 13:35
Last edited by Mac: 30th Jan 2013 at 13:36:28
Have you accepted a few, or is that graffiti malicious?
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 13:49
See, technically you're wrong. Benny never did the chasing.
He was always the not so chaste chased.
Some fine comments on the fillum thread on General
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 14:01
But Benny hill wasn't the chaser, he was just a smnall part in matter.
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 14:35
Can I have a walk on part in the film
Please
Please
Please
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 14:39
YThe part of Tom was written especially for you...
I will be the Alfie Itchcock type character, if you please.
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 14:54
Dosh!
Are your rates comparative with the other lad what writted an film on General?
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 16:34
That 'lad' is the same one who wrote the book about Forgotten Lancashire and the lost films by someone or other. The one who pulled the wool over Brian's eyes for a while...
(I think).... erm....
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 16:47
Spatchcock fillums!
He had Brian put the thread on a sticky...
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 16:49
An spoof?
Beltin'
Had camera and laptop nicked.
Edit - ^^^ Mentioned 'lost' not nicked.
My apologies if in wrong context.
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 16:49
Last edited by dostaf: 30th Jan 2013 at 18:56:49
Haven't read the thread yet. Will investigate.
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 16:53
You Git!
It may not be a spoof after all.
Set me up good and proper.
See various rewards for putting money up.
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 16:55
How much for an advertin sign
Del Boy's film about a rampaging rhino in London comes to mind.
Had dozens of local businesses paying him to get a mention in Rodney's film he was making for a college course.
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 16:58
Last edited by dostaf: 30th Jan 2013 at 17:33:39
I won't mention the 'Nurse'.
She was a friend of Micky Pearce
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 17:17
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 17:20
Ah yes.
You want to take part in a smutty movie?
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 17:38
Reward selection
Pledge £2,000 or more
A executive producer credit and a signed copy of the script that's right you will be titled on the film as a exec producer and be listed on imdb
Limited (4 of 4 remaining)
Estimated delivery: Mar 2014
Ships within the UK only
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 18:10
Yes, you shall play the part of the fluffer....
Is that the fillum?...£2k and you can be in it?
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 18:25
Uk only........bugger.....
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 18:27
Yes, and yes.
If money not raised by end of Feb, ti's a non starter.
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 18:33
HAHAHA, that Mr. Ripley sure is a wheeze!
He goes on the forum, wonder if the same thread os on there?
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 18:36
I have managed to procure you a part. *He typeds breathlessly after running to the studio and back* You are to kiss the gunner's daughter. Hurrah!
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 18:39
I hope there's a safe word for that whip round, Mac.
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 18:43
Can I be the scullery maid...?????
Plllllleeeeaaaaaasssseee......
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 18:43
I've looked for pictures of them, Lizzie.
Upstairs maids are nakkier.
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 18:45
I reckon it's real.
When it comes to risks and challenges there are many I wont lie, I have already struggled to get this project going , I have faced countless knock backs funding wise , I trusted the wrong person and lost my camera laptop and original test footage and met with many of people to work on this only for them to be more committed to other things so they have had to drop out .
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 18:48
It is over before it starts then....
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 19:35
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 20:16
Last edited by erontquay: 30th Jan 2013 at 20:17:54
Not worth me hanging around the stage door then...????
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 23:13
It's that Karma......once it gets you there is no hope!!!!!
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 23:15
Replied: 31st Jan 2013 at 07:59
Yaaaaaaay........good dog......
Replied: 31st Jan 2013 at 08:13
Replied: 31st Jan 2013 at 09:37
Silly and funny!,!,!,!,!,
Replied: 2nd Feb 2013 at 07:02
My son has the Idiot Abroad DVD's and they are the biggest load of crap I have ever watched.
Replied: 2nd Feb 2013 at 07:35
Not a fan myself, VG. He does have his moments though....
Try this...
Replied: 2nd Feb 2013 at 13:58
Ah sorted now, i wasn't pressing hard enough.
Replied: 2nd Feb 2013 at 14:16
Rub some WD40 into it.
It stops mine squeaking.
Replied: 2nd Feb 2013 at 14:25
No, I was just meiing a clever dick and making an innuendo.
Though I'm not telling you when I will start playing Blind Pong.
Replied: 2nd Feb 2013 at 14:31
It stops slugs climbing up your plantpot's you know.
Replied: 2nd Feb 2013 at 14:43
I'm not one who enjoys watching them dry out.
Replied: 2nd Feb 2013 at 15:01
The video doesn't work smarty pants.......
Replied: 3rd Feb 2013 at 05:10
Doesn't work on mine either
Replied: 3rd Feb 2013 at 09:41
Replied: 3rd Feb 2013 at 13:07
Last edited by kryten: 3rd Feb 2013 at 13:36:17
i'm sure a bit was missing at 7:04.
could be wrong.
Replied: 3rd Feb 2013 at 14:27
Given that it only runs for 1:05, I think you are.
Replied: 3rd Feb 2013 at 14:29
I've slipped up, haven't I?
You always get found out if you lie.
'Parental blocker' stopped me watching it.
Replied: 3rd Feb 2013 at 14:53
Yep same for me dostaf.......parental blocker......ya just can't get passed em.....
Replied: 3rd Feb 2013 at 18:11