Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

Hmmm..Fave fruit indeed!

Dostaf....I am penning a film script as I type....Care to add?

Tom enjoys nothing more than to stay out at night, gazing at the stars through his binoculars. The problem is, he likes to hide in bushes in peoples gardens to do his 'studying', he has a particular liking for the Kilmarnock Willow of Elizabeth Tailher, a voluptuous 30 something lollypop woman. (She doesn't work, she is a tall, thin woman with a round sticky head). When Elizabeth’s Husband, ‘Huge Grant’ spots Tom having some kind of seizure in the shrubbery, Huge gives chase. Hilarity ensues.

All star cast including: John the Measurer, Roger More, Dame Judi Drench and Laurence Ilivehere