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I know a chap who had a transplant op using the kidney of Bennie Hill. He was overcome wih a sudden urge to chase a young nurse around when she happened to walk past a bush he was hiding in. They ran in and out of bushes, weaving through trees and various shrubbery at high speed when he eventually caught up with her and as he got hold of her clothing, her dress came off. The poor girl ended up running about in her skimpies.
He said he couldn't stop himself, it was as if he had been 'posessed by another person'.
Luckily, the Policed arrived, and after another short chase, he was arrested.

The Judge refused his plea of diminished responsibility an he was sent to Prison. So beware of accepting celebrity organs.