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Mester Joseph

Started by: dostaf (inactive)

There are some lovely photos on 'Album' which may be of interest to you.

Where are you wringing from?


Gerrofff me foot!

Started: 9th Nov 2012 at 16:57

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

16:58

The mester suffered a traumatic incident.

Replied: 9th Nov 2012 at 16:58

Posted by: mache (inactive)

No stagnation though Mike

Replied: 9th Nov 2012 at 16:59

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Oh no.

He frickened a Police horse.

Either that or made it pee itself laughing.

Hence the phrase;

"I'm working him with my hoof".

Replied: 9th Nov 2012 at 17:01

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Fortunately the knackermon's services were not required.

Replied: 9th Nov 2012 at 17:09

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Loosened his Y fronts himself?

Replied: 9th Nov 2012 at 17:48

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

He never said/typed if he was wearing Y fronts, Mac.

We'll have to ask him.

Replied: 9th Nov 2012 at 17:51

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Albert, on the first pic, commented, 'Just goes to show, the enthusiasm that was there,that people had, to watch the Whit Monday declaration of Faith's procession. It was really a day of joy."
TV killed whit walks and the likes. Shame really.

Replied: 9th Nov 2012 at 18:02

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

And Hospice.

Replied: 9th Nov 2012 at 18:04

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

There's a thought. Been trying to find the mester's post.

Google time.

Replied: 9th Nov 2012 at 18:07

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Horse pi...?

Replied: 9th Nov 2012 at 18:08

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 9th Nov 2012 at 18:08

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Replied: 9th Nov 2012 at 18:13

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Do you like a little fiddle?

There were some in the DM recently.

PS I hope nobody resurrects that owd thread 18:08

It causes distress

Replied: 9th Nov 2012 at 18:16

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Little fiddle

Can't find the item in the news.

Possibly Telegraph.

Replied: 9th Nov 2012 at 18:19

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

I guessed it was something to do with those bloody horses.

I still count with one foot an all!

Replied: 10th Nov 2012 at 20:26

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Bugger. You've got me thinking of them horses that could add up and take away now, mester.

They counted out the answers by stamping their hoof on the stage accordingly.

I reckon it was a tick done with hand signals from the trainer or something.

Replied: 10th Nov 2012 at 20:30

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I knew it were a fix.

Clever Hans

Replied: 10th Nov 2012 at 20:35

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

I think they can really count and do maths, mester. Horses are clever.

Replied: 10th Nov 2012 at 20:37

Posted by: mache (inactive)

There was one on tv years ago that talked

Replied: 10th Nov 2012 at 20:40

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

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Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

Oh be quiet Wilbur!

Replied: 10th Nov 2012 at 20:41

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

There used to be an old car that talked as well.

Replied: 10th Nov 2012 at 20:43

Posted by: mache (inactive)

One of my cars talks but dosen't listen

Replied: 10th Nov 2012 at 20:46

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I can't remember that haunted car thing bowt googling.

'My mother's a haunted jalopy' comes to mind.

Replied: 10th Nov 2012 at 20:49

Posted by: mache (inactive)

My mother the car

Replied: 10th Nov 2012 at 20:51
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Replied: 10th Nov 2012 at 20:54

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 10th Nov 2012 at 20:55

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

Eeee, the things we used to watch from America in them days, Champion The Wonder Horse, Casey Jones,Petticoat Junction, Green Acres.

God Bless America!

Replied: 11th Nov 2012 at 18:19

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



A far cry from Coronation Street.

Replied: 11th Nov 2012 at 18:38

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

Or 42nd and Fifth as we call it in our house.

Replied: 11th Nov 2012 at 19:04

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Faversham!

Edit

November explanation:

The Clampetts finally arrive at Clampett castle, and meet Mr. Faversham, who they call Major Domo after a misunderstanding with his name, also mistaking his name for a greeting

Replied: 11th Nov 2012 at 19:06
Last edited by dostaf: 11th Nov 2012 at 19:13:07

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

That's a very good explanation, mester.

Faversham!

Replied: 16th Nov 2012 at 22:22

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I nicked it off of google.

Replied: 16th Nov 2012 at 22:22

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

I know.

Replied: 16th Nov 2012 at 22:49

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Good job I came clean then.

And wiithout the aid of lye soap.

Replied: 17th Nov 2012 at 14:17

 

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