Personal Theme Tunes

I often wonder what theme tune folk would have if they were in a film type scenario.

Flash Harry's is a cracker.

Sii 00:34

This drivel is brought to you in association with the number twelvety, and the fact that I've got the 'Commerce Bank Of Beverly Hills' theme music in my bonce after reading the 'Beverly Hillbillies' thread.

steptoe for 16:58 types

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But there were two of them.

I'm wracking my brain to temember who did a sketch on this theme.

Somebody could hear his own theme tune wherever he went.

sharp intake of breath

Leitmotif

I shall find some suitable Gallic accordion music for yours. Mache.

OH! NO NOT CRAZY FROG

No. Something smoother.

I was expecting la marshmallow

'Some people's' personal tune

Mine is This Because the Mrs. always reneges on her bets with me.

Ha! The Mrs does not renege as the Mrs is never wrong and therefore doesn't lose any bets

Erm....Why can your accumulated debt to me bail Greece out?

Lolol I owe nowt you lying sod! Now everything you are,have and achieved you owe to me

Including my spelling and syntax.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wait until some people read that, Mac.

They'll get all American and accuse you of being

'A so totally owned b................

Better than having Pamela Handerson as his 'girlfriend' though

A reet stone lifter

Daddycuddle

Ah!
She does owe me money though.

Some strange pics for Pubert out there.

I remember his first four stages. A through D

I think it's a brilliant name.

It is, it was, it shall be!

I do not, what for?

Remember the email I sent with the song on it threatening you to pay your debts? It was some Years ago now...You bet me something and lost.

Did you know half of wigan are in your front room

Lol get stuffed I either didn't lose or paid up - was about 5 years ago!

wigai

Mysterious small people?

Emails to you only go back to 2008?

If alsohol had been consumed it doesn't count.

You lost....remember the song?

A reminder

Feel free to post pictures of any dirty laundry on my optimistically orientated new thread.

wigaipedia, can't find alsohol though

Thank you VG take note Mac ur just trying to blacken my good name

Alsohol is a light drink, I think

Or your other eye if you don't pay up!

Ladyloll - you have witnesses.

Dostaf u want pics of Macs worn boxers????

Have you taken them off then?

Or your other eye if you don't pay up



Some people are right.

Carefull, Ladyloll, he'll be threatening to soil your bed (or part thereof) next.

Maybe he would like to see a picture of you as a 16 yr old in your RAF fatigues?

forward thinking releasing this theead on handbags

You are BOTH trying to corrupt me.

I may need to go a blea... erm, making an complaint.

Please provide pictoral evidence, just in case I decide not to.

Ha ha funny VG u will be the first called. Took ages for my last black eye to heal.........

He is such a bully..................

Get lost mac - I have pics too remember lol

Ooo, just found a pic of you and Rob. You wearing your blues ( look like a Thai Air hostess)

do you post under another name ladydoll

Nakky Pics?

I meant of Mac.

UNIFORMS!

Might start mâché or maybe I am Mac and Dostaf
...... NO To PICS

U want a pic of Mac in a uniform? Hmmmm

Some people will have a bloody field day with this one.

Last one on, burn the evidence.

its on my auto bump software

VG u want pics? Hmmmm ... We dropping the pic thing Mac? Lol

No hats?

I don't look Thai!

You don't have to, you're welcome.

Was it Rob who put the pic on F/B?...I commented on the oriental trolley dolly?...Can't find it
Private Benjamin I can't find either

Good ! Be warned I know exactly where all the pics of u are

All on your sodding PC. the deviant Police have been informed.....Oooo...I just found pics of you in various stages of undress!


What were you saying? (Typing)

Lol sod off u liar

You a betting (and Paying) type?

Yes as we'll u know I always pay up tho I have ur money

Hmmm.

Ha ha

Ah emmerdale on hence the quiet

I like to keep abreast of simple Country folk and their lives.

On here or on tv.......

Depends if the Hay is clean

Never mind that. (Who appears in nakky pics on straw an Emmerdale barn?)

Look at the state of my thread.

I'm trying to think of some bonny women who had theme tunes.

Brain's locked onto Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines. Various characters had theit own tunes/intros as scenes changed.

Jaws

Now to find that jingly jingle of Emma Peel's

Why is it all thread end up with nakky pic comments

I've often wondered that myself?

Emma's tune (More or less)

Miss Pallet!

In the straw?

I remember some scoundrel posting a pic on here.

That tune reminds me of something. This was the first thing came to mind, but it wasn't that. Mind, Dostaf fancied her.

Wasn't me. I wasn't even there!

I saw an episode of that Tourettes programme the other day. 'Let Me Entertain You' Woman on it reminded me a bit of Ms Tipps and that foul baggage Rebekah Brooks.

Something nasty in the woodshed?

Or barn.

Shouldn't, but I do laugh at the silly things they shout.
I suffer from a form of Tourettes, by the way. Well, I don't but I do tend to get into trouble for saying stuff at inappropriate times

I know, I think I sat on it

Shouldn't laugh, but I'll defy anyone not to.

When they all got together and started seemingly sparking each other off, it reminded me of the Fast Show songs with Bob Flemming and co.

Reminded me of similar Just a tiny amount

It's true.

First thought was that other one.

'Bum, Tish, Yatta-ta-taa.'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=TAj7S7lyHdA&NR=1

Timing

Parkinson had a theme tune, too.

Mac - u have a hankering for 'writing the theme tune and then singing the theme tune'

(Comment removed because it broke the rules)

The word P*nis isn't allowed!

Does that mean other appendages are banned as well?
"HE TYPED P*NIS. HOW VERY WRONG'
Finger, that's an appendage. BAN ALL BODY PARTS!


So, I typed:
Hush now, whilst I learn how to undo knots for my Puppetry of the p*nis act.

Reminds me of that Harry Enfiled 'Slobs' sketch where Waynetta was telling Wayne that possh people have fancy words for such things.

I think she pronounced it 'pineece'.

stick to walkigg

Tonker still has a poster on a thread which reads. 'Skegness. It's so F*****g bracing'

Perhaps nobody has complained.

popular word

There is an absolute ban upon the following:-

Jokes about -

Lavatories

Effeminacy in men

Immorality of any kind

Suggestive references to -

Honeymoon couples

Chambermaids

Fig leaves

Prostitution

Ladies' underwear, e.g. winter draws on

Animal habits, e.g. rabbits

Lodgers

Commercial travellers

Extreme care should be taken in dealing with references to or jokes about -


Pre-natal influences (e.g. 'His mother was frightened by a donkey')

Marital infidelity
Good taste and decency are the obvious governing considerations. The vulgar use of such words as 'basket' must also be avoided.

just stick to thuggery and all will be ok

And scumbags?

Are scumbags fine?

I was going to start a thread about the pony dick colliery,but i wont not bother now i have read this.

oh yes

Get thee to 'places', Borg

'Some peoples' Mothers were kicked in the face by donkeys during pregnancy.

I heard something about monkey muck earlier. 'Big Bang Theory'

Amy Farrah-Fowler was explaining something to Penny and Wolowitz's girlfriend. Scene began at the end of her explanation;

"So the more intelligent the monkey is, the more poo it throws"

Or words to that effect.

Complaints to ..... Points of view ..BBC ..etc

Yes.

And a bowler hat too.

Cue that piano shifter.

Was that cue, or coo-ee

The very one.

Commercial Travellers.

Should apostrophe's have been used?

apostrophe's



One for Mac's 'Don't Steel' thread.

She used one for effect I think....Then put an apostrophe where one shouldn't be.