Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

There is an absolute ban upon the following:-

Jokes about -

Lavatories

Effeminacy in men

Immorality of any kind

Suggestive references to -

Honeymoon couples

Chambermaids

Fig leaves

Prostitution

Ladies' underwear, e.g. winter draws on

Animal habits, e.g. rabbits

Lodgers

Commercial travellers

Extreme care should be taken in dealing with references to or jokes about -


Pre-natal influences (e.g. 'His mother was frightened by a donkey')

Marital infidelity
Good taste and decency are the obvious governing considerations. The vulgar use of such words as 'basket' must also be avoided.