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Personal Theme Tunes

Started by: dostaf (inactive)

I often wonder what theme tune folk would have if they were in a film type scenario.

Flash Harry's is a cracker.

Sii 00:34

This drivel is brought to you in association with the number twelvety, and the fact that I've got the 'Commerce Bank Of Beverly Hills' theme music in my bonce after reading the 'Beverly Hillbillies' thread.

Started: 20th Sep 2012 at 15:24

Posted by: mache (inactive)

steptoe for 16:58 types

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 15:29
Last edited by mache: 20th Sep 2012 at 15:31:46

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

ytpes

But there were two of them.

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Posted by: mache (inactive)



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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I'm wracking my brain to temember who did a sketch on this theme.

Somebody could hear his own theme tune wherever he went.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 15:33

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 15:40

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Leitmotif

I shall find some suitable Gallic accordion music for yours. Mache.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 15:43
Last edited by dostaf: 20th Sep 2012 at 16:02:03

Posted by: mache (inactive)

OH! NO NOT CRAZY FROG

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 15:46

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

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Posted by: mache (inactive)

I was expecting la marshmallow

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Posted by: Mac (inactive)

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Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Mine is This Because the Mrs. always reneges on her bets with me.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 16:05
Last edited by Mac: 20th Sep 2012 at 16:05:54

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

Ha! The Mrs does not renege as the Mrs is never wrong and therefore doesn't lose any bets

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:02

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Erm....Why can your accumulated debt to me bail Greece out?

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:03

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

Lolol I owe nowt you lying sod! Now everything you are,have and achieved you owe to me

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:12
Last edited by ladyloll: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:14:48

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Including my spelling and syntax.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:14
Last edited by Mac: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:15:35

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wait until some people read that, Mac.

They'll get all American and accuse you of being

'A so totally owned b................

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:15
Last edited by dostaf: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:19:20

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Better than having Pamela Handerson as his 'girlfriend' though

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:16

Posted by: mache (inactive)

A reet stone lifter

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Daddycuddle

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:18

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Ah!
She does owe me money though.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:20

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Some strange pics for Pubert out there.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:21

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I remember his first four stages. A through D

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Last edited by Mac: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:22:26

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I think it's a brilliant name.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:22

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

It is, it was, it shall be!

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:23

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

I do not, what for?

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:24

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Remember the email I sent with the song on it threatening you to pay your debts? It was some Years ago now...You bet me something and lost.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:26

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Did you know half of wigan are in your front room

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:28
Last edited by mache: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:28:28

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

Lol get stuffed I either didn't lose or paid up - was about 5 years ago!

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:29

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

wigai

Mysterious small people?

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:29

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Emails to you only go back to 2008?

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Posted by: veg grower (inactive)

If alsohol had been consumed it doesn't count.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:29

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

You lost....remember the song?

A reminder

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:30
Last edited by Mac: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:31:42

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Feel free to post pictures of any dirty laundry on my optimistically orientated new thread.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:31

Posted by: mache (inactive)

wigaipedia, can't find alsohol though

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Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

Thank you VG take note Mac ur just trying to blacken my good name

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:31

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Alsohol is a light drink, I think

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:32

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Or your other eye if you don't pay up!

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:32

Posted by: veg grower (inactive)



Ladyloll - you have witnesses.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:33
Last edited by veg grower: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:33:50

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

Dostaf u want pics of Macs worn boxers????

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:33

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Have you taken them off then?

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:34

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Or your other eye if you don't pay up



Some people are right.

Carefull, Ladyloll, he'll be threatening to soil your bed (or part thereof) next.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:35

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Maybe he would like to see a picture of you as a 16 yr old in your RAF fatigues?

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:35

Posted by: mache (inactive)

forward thinking releasing this theead on handbags

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:38

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

You are BOTH trying to corrupt me.

I may need to go a blea... erm, making an complaint.

Please provide pictoral evidence, just in case I decide not to.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:38

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

Ha ha funny VG u will be the first called. Took ages for my last black eye to heal.........

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:38

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

He is such a bully..................

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:39

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

Get lost mac - I have pics too remember lol

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:40

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Ooo, just found a pic of you and Rob. You wearing your blues ( look like a Thai Air hostess)

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:40

Posted by: mache (inactive)

do you post under another name ladydoll

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Last edited by mache: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:41:55

Posted by: veg grower (inactive)

Nakky Pics?

I meant of Mac.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:41
Last edited by veg grower: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:45:46

Posted by: the borg (inactive)

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

UNIFORMS!

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:42

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

Might start mâché or maybe I am Mac and Dostaf
...... NO To PICS

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:43

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

U want a pic of Mac in a uniform? Hmmmm

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:44

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Some people will have a bloody field day with this one.

Last one on, burn the evidence.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:45

Posted by: mache (inactive)

its on my auto bump software

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:47

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

VG u want pics? Hmmmm ... We dropping the pic thing Mac? Lol

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:49

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



No hats?

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:49

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

I don't look Thai!

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:49

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

You don't have to, you're welcome.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:50

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Was it Rob who put the pic on F/B?...I commented on the oriental trolley dolly?...Can't find it
Private Benjamin I can't find either

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:53

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

Good ! Be warned I know exactly where all the pics of u are

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:55
Last edited by ladyloll: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:56:13

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

All on your sodding PC. the deviant Police have been informed.....Oooo...I just found pics of you in various stages of undress!


What were you saying? (Typing)

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 19:58

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

Lol sod off u liar

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 20:01

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

You a betting (and Paying) type?

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 20:02

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

Yes as we'll u know I always pay up tho I have ur money

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 20:03

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Hmmm.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 20:04

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

Ha ha

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 20:05

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

Ah emmerdale on hence the quiet

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 20:15

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I like to keep abreast of simple Country folk and their lives.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 20:18

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

On here or on tv.......

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 20:20

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Depends if the Hay is clean

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 20:22

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Never mind that. (Who appears in nakky pics on straw an Emmerdale barn?)

Look at the state of my thread.

I'm trying to think of some bonny women who had theme tunes.

Brain's locked onto Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines. Various characters had theit own tunes/intros as scenes changed.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 20:45

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Jaws

Now to find that jingly jingle of Emma Peel's

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 20:54

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

Why is it all thread end up with nakky pic comments

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 20:58

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I've often wondered that myself?

Emma's tune (More or less)

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 21:00

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Miss Pallet!

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 21:10

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

In the straw?

I remember some scoundrel posting a pic on here.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 21:12

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

That tune reminds me of something. This was the first thing came to mind, but it wasn't that. Mind, Dostaf fancied her.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 21:13

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Wasn't me. I wasn't even there!

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 21:13

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I saw an episode of that Tourettes programme the other day. 'Let Me Entertain You' Woman on it reminded me a bit of Ms Tipps and that foul baggage Rebekah Brooks.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 21:19

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 21:20

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Shouldn't, but I do laugh at the silly things they shout.
I suffer from a form of Tourettes, by the way. Well, I don't but I do tend to get into trouble for saying stuff at inappropriate times

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 21:21
Last edited by Mac: 20th Sep 2012 at 21:24:09

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I know, I think I sat on it

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 21:22

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Shouldn't laugh, but I'll defy anyone not to.

When they all got together and started seemingly sparking each other off, it reminded me of the Fast Show songs with Bob Flemming and co.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 21:27

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Reminded me of similar Just a tiny amount

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 21:28
Last edited by Mac: 20th Sep 2012 at 21:31:04

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

It's true.

First thought was that other one.

'Bum, Tish, Yatta-ta-taa.'

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 21:32

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=TAj7S7lyHdA&NR=1

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 21:35

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Timing

Parkinson had a theme tune, too.

Replied: 20th Sep 2012 at 21:36

Posted by: ladyloll (inactive)

Mac - u have a hankering for 'writing the theme tune and then singing the theme tune'

Replied: 21st Sep 2012 at 13:21

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

(Comment removed because it broke the rules)

Replied: 21st Sep 2012 at 19:06

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

The word P*nis isn't allowed!

Does that mean other appendages are banned as well?
"HE TYPED P*NIS. HOW VERY WRONG'
Finger, that's an appendage. BAN ALL BODY PARTS!


So, I typed:
Hush now, whilst I learn how to undo knots for my Puppetry of the p*nis act.

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 15:46

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Reminds me of that Harry Enfiled 'Slobs' sketch where Waynetta was telling Wayne that possh people have fancy words for such things.

I think she pronounced it 'pineece'.

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 15:52

Posted by: mache (inactive)

stick to walkigg

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 15:53

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

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Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Tonker still has a poster on a thread which reads. 'Skegness. It's so F*****g bracing'

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 16:00

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Perhaps nobody has complained.

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 16:02

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 16:02

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)


There is an absolute ban upon the following:-

Jokes about -

Lavatories

Effeminacy in men

Immorality of any kind

Suggestive references to -

Honeymoon couples

Chambermaids

Fig leaves

Prostitution

Ladies' underwear, e.g. winter draws on

Animal habits, e.g. rabbits

Lodgers

Commercial travellers

Extreme care should be taken in dealing with references to or jokes about -


Pre-natal influences (e.g. 'His mother was frightened by a donkey')

Marital infidelity
Good taste and decency are the obvious governing considerations. The vulgar use of such words as 'basket' must also be avoided.

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 16:12

Posted by: mache (inactive)

just stick to thuggery and all will be ok

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 16:32

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

And scumbags?

Are scumbags fine?

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 16:34

Posted by: the borg (inactive)

I was going to start a thread about the pony dick colliery,but i wont not bother now i have read this.

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 16:36

Posted by: mache (inactive)

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Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 16:44

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

'Some peoples' Mothers were kicked in the face by donkeys during pregnancy.

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 16:47

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I heard something about monkey muck earlier. 'Big Bang Theory'

Amy Farrah-Fowler was explaining something to Penny and Wolowitz's girlfriend. Scene began at the end of her explanation;

"So the more intelligent the monkey is, the more poo it throws"

Or words to that effect.

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 16:52
Last edited by dostaf: 22nd Sep 2012 at 17:00:49

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Complaints to ..... Points of view ..BBC ..etc

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 16:56

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Yes.

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 17:01

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 17:02

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

And a bowler hat too.

Cue that piano shifter.

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 17:05

Posted by: the borg (inactive)

Was that cue, or coo-ee

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 17:54

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

The very one.

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 17:56

Posted by: veg grower (inactive)

Commercial Travellers.

Should apostrophe's have been used?

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 18:02

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

apostrophe's



One for Mac's 'Don't Steel' thread.

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 18:05

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

She used one for effect I think....Then put an apostrophe where one shouldn't be.

Replied: 22nd Sep 2012 at 18:45

 

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