Big brother bites the dust then...

i think it was something to do with borgs, or whoever it is, link

VG sounded a bit angry

and jo anne was not impressed by talk of knits

I think quite warmly of knits really, I-spy.

has pickfords been dostaf

thats was quick, kd, youll be upsetting "some people"

What can i say Walshy

Am I a bad boy now

Yip, KD. I-Spy's 'Celebrity Big Brither' thread is no more.

you dont need to be sorry to me, you got a thread removed, your not the first, and because your trying to impress your master, it wont be the last

The Big 'Brother' thread also went.

Big brother bites the dust then

It went quickly after dribbler saw the link...Hmmmm...
I wonder if dribbler is boobs?

well you call know what i look like and didnt you say you what sb looked like

doubt he'll be man enough to answer this as im on ignore

Apologies to I spy..

So you should, you wrong un.

you'll not get in the gang if you apologise borg, or whoever you are

Is there a mole about

Walshy i stand by my analysis.

nice to see macs changed his name again

well lets hope i dont lose any sleep over it, a wanabe saying something like that to me

Possibly, Mache.

im glad to see hes had the guts to post, i know hes waited, again, for other people to post first, but at least hes trying

I've decided to assume a new identity, put everybody else on ignore, and talk to myself.

its not your fault, its down the same people on here who think the rules dont apply to them, and then start moaning, and coming out with nasty comments about the person that removed the comment/thread, who ruins it

'I've decided to assume a new identity, put everybody else on ignore, and talk to myself'

Now, thats not a bad idea I spy.

I may try that...as I-Spy!

Only prolem with 'ignore' is that you sort of only see one half of a conversation.

But, if the ignoree (if such a thing exists ) is prone to repetetive drivel and pointless jibes, who cares?

but dont forget to change names

You must be running out of email addresses to join with.

Expect conspiracy theorists.

or prone to nasty comments or spending all his xmas on here, or ruining a thread about our heroes, who cares

in fact who would care if they left

Mac & Dostaf

By eck your two are good at giving out the stick, but when you are on the receiving end of it, you soon go running to teacher.

I have never known anything as soft in my life, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Utter cowardice

HAHAHA

Running to teacher?

Please explain APLS/Stoo/Sir Bob

No proof yet, Boobs?.....You owe me a fiver.

(Note the time of boobs comment compared to the dribblers - both at 18:28....Hmmm!)

HAHAHA

APLS/Stoo/Sir Bob

awwwwwwwwwwwwww, if frankie abbott calls you that, so am i

Walshy

I never known anything as pathetic in my life as those two.

Mac & Dostaf

Are you going to press the panic button on this topic too.

Note the time of boobs comment compared to the dribblers - both at 18:28....Hmmm!)

what a sad and pathetic answer, even by your standards frankie abbott

be careful, frankie abbott might get a petition up to have you removed

Panic button?



Self destruct then blame others comes to mind.

or ruin threads, then blame others

I can assure you, boobs, it was neither me, nor Dostaf who got the thread removed. I would point the finger at you/dribbler because of Krytens hilarious and oh so accurate link.

unlike you i dont go crying to brian or try and take the credit for a petition, i wouldnt sink to your level frankie

Never yet put a complaint in.

Other than joining, only had contact with management twice.

Both times were replies to emails recieved.

Though why I'm humouring APLS/Stoo/Sir Bob, I don't know.

I can assure you, boobs, it was neither me, nor Dostaf who got the thread removed



hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Walshy

On about liars ....

Mac,, If you was pinnochio, your nose would be three miles long by now

Explain the running to teacher comment

That's why one of the many names I have for him , is billy liar

what's Frankie doing in there

Thowt this had been busted?

Perhaps I spy's thread could be reinstated minus my link.

Anything's possible in the next half hour.

ok Virgil

So the mischief is from the top down on here.

Well just one question then Brian,,,, WHY ?

apsl (banned)/stoobs/boobs. Here's a helpful tip....have anal bleaching done. and lighten the ..heck up.


Posted by: sir bob (485)
dostaf said:
"And to think some people would like to see me and thee banned"

Yep
Replied: 4th Dec 2012 at 13:10

looks like sb has been upsetting the usual lot

Again with the shenanigins...

No ispy - I wasn't angry, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the thread being pulled.

Which makes a change.

What makes a change?

Not being angry, or getting threads pulled?

Threads pulled of course.

The only controversial thing, besides Jo anne pulling me up for my spelling (allegedly) was me informing ispy that Darren was not my type.

What happened after that is none of my doing.

I blame Kryten

never thought for a moment it was you veg grower. apologies if it sounded otherwise.
Both the original thread and this one were meant to be tongue-in-cheek.
Never contemplated the outbreak of WW3.

You take your life in your own hands now raising a thread, I do find it strange though why some are allowed to stand?.........Such as a certain one on the People board.

I'm sure this one was lost in transit for a while.

Happen it was hump shunted?

Eeeeee, you don't half know your railway terminology Dostaf.

I used to be a tractor fan.

It may have been that graphically disturbing image that Mac posted

I missed that one. (I think)

Doctor D

Yip, I missed it then.

http://www.starnow.com/darrenatherton]


Choose your weapon

No advertin.

And it contains a naughty.

'besides Jo anne pulling me up for my spelling (allegedly)' Really, I wasn't, Veg Grower.

I was daftly, but definitely not deftly, making a pun.

ie 'Darren not being your type' - pretending you were protesting that you weren't him as well as you on WW and his posts weren't typed by you.

Please will everybody pretend to have nits on WW, or only scratch their heads when I can't see you, so I don't realise I'm the biggest nit of all.

edit

good description though

To use a thespian term:

"What's my motivation?"

I hear the click of solenoids

Yip.

Ah, now I see Jo anne. I would never post as anyone else - as I said earlier - I can't keep up with all these shenanigins, you turn your head for 5 minutes and several threads have gone, then you are stood/sat there scratching your head.

That's where we men have the advantage.

Cue very naughty joke about why women rub their eyes in a morning.

help

Don't scratch it!

I know you wouldn't post as anyone else, Veg Grower - just being daft.

That's 'scratching your head' as in itching to find out what in the World happened, I imagine, Veg Grower. It doesn't worry me then, you see.

'That's where we men have the advantage.'

Zaphod

Sorted.

At least I didn't drop a wotsit with an iffy spelling of Beeblebrox.

Do they post under different user names

No, you're thinking of another two faced sod.

Do they have migrating nits

Cue the one about the crabs that can jump.

"No use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump six feet!"


Who said that?

Answers on a postcard to the usual.

Won't do the one which ends

'.... and read the writing on the walls."

Not been in your local

There are people who have more faces than the church's clock.

Is it working again, do you know, Dostaf?

Stuck at 6:25 yesterday, Jo Anne.

still is

At least it's right twice a day then.
But two rights won't make a bong. The chimes will be missed for whom the bell told the time.

"I have it writted on a piece of paper"

Well, I got it carved into wood - on-a-log. And written on my finger - digital.

G R O A N

Now heres a true one.

Sad, but true.

Last week, I was going to mention the time it had stopped at and put a link on to the 'Grandfather's Clock' song, but wasnt't sure if it was 5:25 or 6:25.

Anyroad, the next time I saw it, I thought there's a thing to remmeber it by.

the Leigh bus (Not pictured)

Chop! Chop!*

* Beware - the artist Tim Hawkinson's work can be a bit bizarre.

A very clever creator - he made a clock both analogue and digital at the same time.

A bit quiet on the passenger front ?

Nice find, Jo Anne.

Her's one:

Do analogue clocks have fingers, or hands?

Both

And putting gloves om Mickey was a cop out too.

True.

G58 bus

I'd say they have a long hand and a short hand, though I saw reference to clock fingers when I looked for the finger clock.

625: I didn't know the number of the Leigh bus, Dostaf, so have learned two new things today.

Techniques like that can be a great vehicle for memorising things.link

Me remembering 625 is another *matter though. (My short term memory seems to go on strike these days.)

*Grow New Brain Cells. Amazingly, it is possible to grow new brain cells (neurons) in the memory center of your brain. According to research, intense aerobic exercise (such as running, biking, etc.) stimulates the growth of cells in the brain's hippocampus.

It isn't the Leigh bus, Jo Anne. I was wrong.

Mickey's hands:

Each of Mickey's hands has only three fingers and a thumb. Disney said that this was both an artistic and financial decision, explaining "Artistically five digits are too many for a mouse. His hand would look like a bunch of bananas. Financially, not having an extra finger in each of 45,000 drawings that make up a six and one half minute short has saved the Studio millions." In the film The Opry House (1929), Mickey was given his white gloves which were a simple way of contrasting his naturally black hands against his black body.

WIKI

The heater plugs are getting hot elsewhere

I know.

I've made mistakes in the past aboout the number of the bus to nowhere.

I got a bus once not to where I was going to but elsewhere, the number on the rear was wrong

625 : Wigan - Beech Hill circular

At least we could be going round in circles, Dostaf.
Any ideas for the parish church clock?

6:40 I was sorely tempted.

'Any ideas for the parish church clock?'

A big ommer.

You won't be a big hit in that case.

Long case?

One word not two.

Taxi!

I'm sure you'd make short work of it in any case - but Wigan wants it to tell the time for a long time yet.

I'm happy to put them reet when it comes to their tardiness, Jo Anne. But I don't think they'd let me put my my hands on it.

^^^^^

Famous stunt by silent screen star Harold Lloyd.

Wikipedia:

Lloyd hanging from the hands of a clock high above the street in Safety Last! (1923) is one of the most enduring images in all of cinema. Lloyd did many of these dangerous stunts himself, despite having injured himself in August, 1919 while doing publicity pictures for the Roach studio. An accident with a bomb mistaken as a prop resulted in the loss of the thumb and index finger of his right hand [3] (the injury was disguised on future films with the use of a special prosthetic glove, though the glove often did not go by unnoticed).

QI Quote of the day Coincidences are spiritual puns. G. K. CHESTERTON (1874-1934)

Dostaf's fixed it before

Please try to remember that this is a controversial thread.

Apologies, I Spy.

Enough with the frippery on this shunted debate.

Blame the thread ruiners.

this is a controversial thread Sorry, I-spy.

Hang on a minute, Mache - I don't believe that's Dostaf! 17:38

You saying/typing it looks more like 12:44, Jo Anne?

No, it's not about the time this time - it's just the person in that fix doesn't appear to have an ommer.

there's an old saying about how to make sure you don't drop an ommer from on high.

Involves a piece of string tied at one end to the ommer and to a suitable anchor point about the person.

Does the saying only apply where it's an ommer and a male in that situation?

No, and yes.

Applies to various tools.

But the parish church clock needs a sweeping motion again not a sweeping motion.

The Twain quote was more of an escapement.

It's another of my favourites.

Aye

That's an escarpment.

No wonder etc...

And I got it bowt looking at 'properties'.

Pats self on head.

bloodyhelston helsby

Twain quote reminds me of a sketch in a comedy show.

Couple cavorting in bed (clothed, nothing too rude).

there's a knock at the door and she shouts out

"It's my husband! Hide in the wardrobe"

Mon grabs his trousers and does so.

Next thing, he shouts out:

"Hang on a minute, I AM YOUR HUSBAND"

Wait a minute - I'm still looking up escarpment!

'es·carp·ment  n.
1. A steep slope or long cliff that results from erosion or faulting and separates two relatively level areas of differing elevations.
2. A steep slope in front of a fortification.'

"comedu show"? f****h ?

Probably was Mache, morals of allycats etc.

Are ally cats friendlier than alley cats?

'Time is the root of all this earth;
These creatures, who from Time had birth,
Within his bosom at the end
Shall sleep; Time hath nor enemy nor friend.

BHARTRHARI, "Time"

Back to thread.

Posted by: dostaf (43742)

Explain the running to teacher comment

Replied: 3rd Jan 2013 at 19:00
Edit

What a lot of rubbish

Bit of a Curate's egg really.

With the odd duck egg thrown in.

Hey, I've just noticed another missing one.

Or rather, I've noticed another is missing.

Which board?

General.

Where you were asked about feeling a 'presece'.

Ah, thanks for the update.

Oh no its not, I distinctly remember having my presece felt

Fewer visitors on the cards.

http://images.cryhavok.org/d/21388-1/My+Card+Sir.jpg

(An naughty doings contains bad word)

In the abscence of a link, I can't be bothered looking for it.

I need me eyes testing.

Looked doen the list several times for Tonker's thread.

Only saw the Jag one.

You should have been to dieselsavers

Posted by: dostaf (43756)











You doubted me.

Oh ye of little faith.


Replied: 4th Jan 2013 at 20:15

Don't rub it in.

Fiery jack?

I can be a bit waspish at times.

Is that why you are known as Ken Williams in your street?