I,m a celeb

Poor Helen Flannagan [Rosie from corrie]what a sheltered life she must have led. She,s getting a lot of flak from her camp mates because she,s not even attempting the trials and bringing home the food . I think she could do with a larger bikini top, her boobies are popping out at the bottom (Mac ). Trust a woman to notice that Mummy and daddy are worried about her awww. Think she may be in to the end but not winning if she doesnt buck up her ideas. For someone who is afraid of heights she gets across that bridge quite well. Well, my money is on the darts player,whos name escapes me at the moment

Mac watches her on I,m a cleb get them out of me

Dont you mean Mac watches her on I,m a cleb get them out for me.

What channel is that on ?

i thought the same about the bridge. I think Helen is very clever and is playing a part.the more she refuses to do the trials the more votes she gets for the next one =more camera time. i think it's this that annoys Charlie more than the lack of food.her bikinis are a bit small but at least her boobs are real and not plastic.

Any pics?

Here

I shall report you to somebody or other for that, Mache.

sludge in the camp

Oops genuine mistake

Aye, and so's this!

I wonder if he's praying for a costume malfunction?

Most certainly

Amazing what make up does.

Can't beat that five and nine

She does look rather plain bowt her slap.

As does Mac

Yip, and to paraphrase Eron't; I bet he also gets a lot of flak from his camp mates.

CAMP ?

Yip

Or camp

Steady on, old boy. There are limits.

Nearly as bad as calling him a Labour Councillor.

I look rather ravishing when 'dolled up' I'll have you know!

Hey thee, I've been thinking about produciing a pantomime. Are you interested?

I've already pencilled you in for a part.

The lead?
Is it 'Lassie'?

Nooooooooooooo.

I'm thinking of doing a sort of re write of Nicholas Nickelby.

May get bawdy and call it Knickerless Nickelby.

Anyroad, I have you down (in pencil) as a pantomime villain taking the role fo Wackford Squeers, a notorious bully. Subject to name change.

I hope no animals will be hurt in this production

I thought this would be fitting.

You can play Fanny if you want, Mache.

Newman Noggs for you, Kryten, if you want it.

When do i start, i could do with the money.

Money?

Who said/typed owt about money?

Better had be, no money, no Fanny

I don't know why I bother.

If I'm prepared to ponce about with me gansey over me shoulders, writing, producing, and directing, for NOWT!

I expect the same from my lovvies.

That's not me, pictured.

Mine is a slightly darker shade.

I've seen your sort before, get me on the casting couch ,promise me the earth ,then nowt.

casting couch

I sould be so lucky.

You'll after make do with bike sheds

Bike sheds? I may be poor but i still have standards you know.

Aye, at Dotheboys Hall.

I may have to rename that, too.

Especially if Mac's involved.

Will I be able to don my Muscle vest and parade around local hostelries seeking the infirm?

What you do in the interval is your own business.

only after the play

But' I don't want the make up removing.

And who may I ask will be "best boy" or "key grip"

It's a stage play.

Clever dickie.

walshy will be key grip when his knuckles heal

so no clapper board then

Hey! I say who does what.

'Fanny'

No clapper board, Eront.

Especially during the nude scenes.

Apologies for ruining your thread, Eront.

Back to topic.



Other pics are available.

Any pics of Fanny I need to get my gait right

I'll have a google.

One mo.

Yer sacked!

From here

Can I play opposite Fanny then

I'll think about it.

Perhaps you'd like to be her understudy?

Can I play opposite Fanny then

Turn again whittington.

How tall are you, Mache?

Miss Ninetta Crummles, The "Infant Phenomenon":, Mr and Mrs Crummles daughter. She is a very prominent member of the Crummles troupe, and a dancing part is written for her in every performance, even if there is no place for it. She is supposedly ten years old, but is actually closer to eighteen, having been kept on a steady diet of gin to keep her looking young.

Gin not provided.

Could really be more suited to a more experienced theatrical, now I think about it.

Who shall play my Wife?; I hate him, that's how I like him. He's a nasty, stuck-up monkey. He needs his pride brought down.

well didn't Helen do well last night! especially eating that big stick insect thing and not even flinching.

Was she wearing a Bikini?

no! she was quite well covered!

No point watching it then....(Typed Dostaf the offender)

well she does spend a lot of time in her bikini- all part of the plan to get the camera on her.she's not as daft as she pretends to be, and is still in her Rosie mode.

quite a big turn around,she may yet win

Has she? I haven't noticed.

I don't watch, but I'm tempted.

Here Have an apple.

Is that one of them bushy tucked doings?

It fell off a tree, not a camel's ar**

Anyroad. I'm old enough to be her uncle.

Would you like a smartie?

Strangely enoughh, thats just what......


DAMN YOU MORIARTY!!!!! (5)

Here,have the sodding packet...Now , here is another reason to watch the infernal prog.

I'm trying to remember that sodding joke about getting wet in stages.