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Started by: erontquay (inactive)

Poor Helen Flannagan [Rosie from corrie]what a sheltered life she must have led. She,s getting a lot of flak from her camp mates because she,s not even attempting the trials and bringing home the food . I think she could do with a larger bikini top, her boobies are popping out at the bottom (Mac ). Trust a woman to notice that Mummy and daddy are worried about her awww. Think she may be in to the end but not winning if she doesnt buck up her ideas. For someone who is afraid of heights she gets across that bridge quite well. Well, my money is on the darts player,whos name escapes me at the moment

Started: 18th Nov 2012 at 15:49

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Mac watches her on I,m a cleb get them out of me

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 15:52

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

Dont you mean Mac watches her on I,m a cleb get them out for me.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 15:58

Posted by: mache (inactive)

What channel is that on ?

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 15:59

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 16:00

Posted by: kathpressey (5376) 

i thought the same about the bridge. I think Helen is very clever and is playing a part.the more she refuses to do the trials the more votes she gets for the next one =more camera time. i think it's this that annoys Charlie more than the lack of food.her bikinis are a bit small but at least her boobs are real and not plastic.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 16:56

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Any pics?

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 17:01

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 17:31

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I shall report you to somebody or other for that, Mache.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 17:34

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 17:35

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Oops genuine mistake

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 17:35

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 17:37

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 17:39

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I wonder if he's praying for a costume malfunction?

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 17:40

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Most certainly

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 17:41

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Amazing what make up does.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 18:13

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Can't beat that five and nine

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 18:38

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



She does look rather plain bowt her slap.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 18:41

Posted by: mache (inactive)

As does Mac

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 18:41

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Yip, and to paraphrase Eron't; I bet he also gets a lot of flak from his camp mates.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 18:49

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 18:56

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Yip

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 18:59

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Or camp

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 19:08

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Steady on, old boy. There are limits.

Nearly as bad as calling him a Labour Councillor.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 19:12

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I look rather ravishing when 'dolled up' I'll have you know!

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 19:41
Last edited by Mac: 18th Nov 2012 at 19:41:33

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Hey thee, I've been thinking about produciing a pantomime. Are you interested?

I've already pencilled you in for a part.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 19:42

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

The lead?
Is it 'Lassie'?

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 19:50

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Nooooooooooooo.

I'm thinking of doing a sort of re write of Nicholas Nickelby.

May get bawdy and call it Knickerless Nickelby.

Anyroad, I have you down (in pencil) as a pantomime villain taking the role fo Wackford Squeers, a notorious bully. Subject to name change.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 19:53

Posted by: mache (inactive)

I hope no animals will be hurt in this production

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 19:54

Posted by: kryten (inactive)

I thought this would be fitting.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 19:55

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



You can play Fanny if you want, Mache.

Newman Noggs for you, Kryten, if you want it.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:00

Posted by: kryten (inactive)

When do i start, i could do with the money.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:03

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Money?

Who said/typed owt about money?

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:05

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Better had be, no money, no Fanny

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:09

Posted by: kryten (inactive)

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:09

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I don't know why I bother.

If I'm prepared to ponce about with me gansey over me shoulders, writing, producing, and directing, for NOWT!

I expect the same from my lovvies.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:12

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

That's not me, pictured.

Mine is a slightly darker shade.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:13

Posted by: kryten (inactive)

I've seen your sort before, get me on the casting couch ,promise me the earth ,then nowt.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:16

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

casting couch

I sould be so lucky.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:19

Posted by: mache (inactive)

You'll after make do with bike sheds

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:24

Posted by: kryten (inactive)

Bike sheds? I may be poor but i still have standards you know.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:29

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Aye, at Dotheboys Hall.

I may have to rename that, too.

Especially if Mac's involved.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:30

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Will I be able to don my Muscle vest and parade around local hostelries seeking the infirm?

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:32
Last edited by Mac: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:33:16

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

What you do in the interval is your own business.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:34

Posted by: mache (inactive)

only after the play

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:34

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

But' I don't want the make up removing.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:35

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

And who may I ask will be "best boy" or "key grip"

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:38

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

It's a stage play.

Clever dickie.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:39

Posted by: mache (inactive)

walshy will be key grip when his knuckles heal

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:39

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

so no clapper board then

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:41

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Hey! I say who does what.

'Fanny'

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:41

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

No clapper board, Eront.

Especially during the nude scenes.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:43

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Apologies for ruining your thread, Eront.

Back to topic.



Other pics are available.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 20:58

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Any pics of Fanny I need to get my gait right

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 21:01
Last edited by mache: 18th Nov 2012 at 21:02:05

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I'll have a google.

One mo.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 21:02

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 21:05

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Can I play opposite Fanny then

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 21:09

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I'll think about it.

Perhaps you'd like to be her understudy?

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 21:11

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 21:14

Posted by: kryten (inactive)

Can I play opposite Fanny then

Turn again whittington.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 21:15

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

How tall are you, Mache?

Miss Ninetta Crummles, The "Infant Phenomenon":, Mr and Mrs Crummles daughter. She is a very prominent member of the Crummles troupe, and a dancing part is written for her in every performance, even if there is no place for it. She is supposedly ten years old, but is actually closer to eighteen, having been kept on a steady diet of gin to keep her looking young.

Gin not provided.

Could really be more suited to a more experienced theatrical, now I think about it.

Replied: 18th Nov 2012 at 21:17

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Who shall play my Wife?; I hate him, that's how I like him. He's a nasty, stuck-up monkey. He needs his pride brought down.

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 08:29

Posted by: kathpressey (5376) 

well didn't Helen do well last night! especially eating that big stick insect thing and not even flinching.

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 08:46

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Was she wearing a Bikini?

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 08:56

Posted by: kathpressey (5376) 

no! she was quite well covered!

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 09:11

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

No point watching it then....(Typed Dostaf the offender)

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 09:16

Posted by: kathpressey (5376) 

well she does spend a lot of time in her bikini- all part of the plan to get the camera on her.she's not as daft as she pretends to be, and is still in her Rosie mode.

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 13:17

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

quite a big turn around,she may yet win

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 13:42

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Has she? I haven't noticed.

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 13:53

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I don't watch, but I'm tempted.

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 14:03

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Here Have an apple.

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 14:04

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Is that one of them bushy tucked doings?

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 14:08

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

It fell off a tree, not a camel's ar**

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 14:26

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Anyroad. I'm old enough to be her uncle.

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 14:28

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Would you like a smartie?

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 14:29

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Strangely enoughh, thats just what......


DAMN YOU MORIARTY!!!!! (5)

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 14:33

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Here,have the sodding packet...Now , here is another reason to watch the infernal prog.

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 14:43

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I'm trying to remember that sodding joke about getting wet in stages.

Replied: 19th Nov 2012 at 14:47

 

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