Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

How tall are you, Mache?

Miss Ninetta Crummles, The "Infant Phenomenon":, Mr and Mrs Crummles daughter. She is a very prominent member of the Crummles troupe, and a dancing part is written for her in every performance, even if there is no place for it. She is supposedly ten years old, but is actually closer to eighteen, having been kept on a steady diet of gin to keep her looking young.

Gin not provided.

Could really be more suited to a more experienced theatrical, now I think about it.