What's happened

To my inner sanctum, where I can post without a care.
Laugh at lime chewers with gay abandon.
Post clips like this, where people hurt themselves, and swear like troopers.
All these illegals, swanning about like they own the place.
Woe is me.

Do you think a mon with a rubber glove could help?

How?

maybe your inner sanctum needs some food for thought like this





..

A carrot in his inner sanctum.

You'll be getting letters to the Editor.

why, did not mean anything naughty by it


ok let me redeem myself, cos Mac is Sad






ttfn, tea time becons

I recal an ancient tale handed down through generations about an inner sanctum of a monastery, if this helps.

Marvelous wood panelling everywhere and a lovely parquet floor. None of that Wickes laminate stuff.

I can even smell the Pledge® as I type. (Not that I ever visited the place)

did not work sozzzzzzzzzzzz

worked this time

hope it cheers Mac up a bit

Sod him!

Sod me?...You will have the gay rights brigade coming down on you, Laddy boy!
Cheers for the pic, pic.

Blame the beeswax.

I get all heady at the thought of it.

Look what google sent me

Are you turning....BERTIE?

I turn nobody.

I'm reminded of a pic ©Art© put on recently about purveyors of religious knowledge. No hawkers, salesmen etc.

Similar

I prefer the one of Jim Swaggert (sp) tellng us all he was a sinner.

That's me looking at the state of me thread!

This is 'some people' after seeing that revelation.

Oh.

Apologies for wrong spelling.

It's Swaggart

Anyroad, back to business.

When did you last see a Pickford?

My atheist thread was removed without so much as a by your leave.
Am surprised my soft soap post on VG's filthy thread wasn't removed as well, to be honest. The Puritans usually poke their own eyes out at such graphics.

Singer not the song.

See chip pan thread.

Thus?

No. this one

Apologies for finger pointing.

I can live with it. But had someone else done it, there'd be an outcry from some people.

Ah, not seen one of those for a while.

Me neither. It's only happened since I mentioned it not half an hour ago.

Hmmm.

Apologies for finger pointing.

Accepted

Am reminded of a conversation I had a while ago.

It went something like this...

'I watched that film about the Elephant man earlier'

'Really? Was John Hurt in that one?'

'No, I think he was OK'

I googled 'his mother was frightened by a horse' t'ohter day and that tale came up.

Which reminds me, where's me Green Book thread.

It was an old tale...the film was released a goodly while ago....Green book thread...Gone?

Nooooooo. I need just need to update it.

The phrase was meant to suggest that a person who's mam was frightened by a donkey/elephant or whatever during pregnancy would look like one.

An blooper

And when I try it

This is what i got.

DId you go to the Doctors for cream?