Tonkered!
Tomplum. You don't HAVE to pay council tax if you don't have a television.
From here:-Replied: 7th Oct 2012 at 23:23
No wonder they're shutting tips down
I've just got home and cracked open a can of Special Brew. I've got another two in the fridge.
Tomorrow, I imagine I'll suffer mild vertigo, at least until lunchtime, when it'll be suddenly cured by a potion (portion) of fish, chips and sloppy peas!
From here- 7th Oct 2012 at 21:33
Started: 8th Oct 2012 at 01:49
Dostaf and Tonker sitting in a tree, H-E-A-V-Y P-E-T-T-I-N-G.
Replied: 8th Oct 2012 at 08:18
Sod off, thee!
I'm full of the joys thanks to this indiscretion.
Now I know how it feels for yon stalker when you get a 'Comment removed etc..'
Replied: 8th Oct 2012 at 15:50
Been a naughty boy, has Tonker.
If not careful, he'll be being made history.
Replied: 8th Oct 2012 at 16:06
I disagree
He was being silly is all.
Replied: 8th Oct 2012 at 16:24
I can hear the seethes a seething from here.
Replied: 8th Oct 2012 at 16:33
Is seething audible?
I was using a bit of artistic licence.
Replied: 8th Oct 2012 at 16:36
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Replied: 8th Oct 2012 at 16:42
I know a bit about history. And Special Brew!
But, tomorrow I'm going back to Mora for three days (on business, not a jolly) (honest!) so I'll be on the Boiled Hams and thinking of what to annoy you lot with when I get back, on Thursday night!
Replied: 8th Oct 2012 at 23:03
Bring Dostaf back a stick of rock, or a pinita full of sticks of rock.
Replied: 9th Oct 2012 at 09:06
Ooooohhhhhhh, he's a cheeky one.
But I wouldn't say no.
Replied: 9th Oct 2012 at 10:23
Did you return triumphantly carrying confectionary with our names through it, Tonker?
Replied: 16th Oct 2012 at 10:17
Look what I found.
HAHAHA
Replied: 16th Oct 2012 at 14:24