Pour me a stiff one

Started by: erontquay (inactive)

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new occasion by the name of: Mount & Do.

Started: 26th Feb 2012 at 18:02

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Expect complaints.

Replied: 26th Feb 2012 at 18:18

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Replied: 26th Feb 2012 at 19:36

Posted by: elmos (2784) 

the coxswain on a rowing boat could benefit

from any of those.

Replied: 26th Feb 2012 at 19:54

Posted by: jo anne (33937) 

marketed by Pepsi Cola

If someone buys it by mistake they could think it's the caffiene that's keeping them up.

Replied: 26th Feb 2012 at 20:23

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 26th Feb 2012 at 20:48

Posted by: elmos (2784) 

isn't she a cheeky girl!!

I use a belt or braces to keep mine up.

Replied: 26th Feb 2012 at 20:53

Posted by: jo anne (33937) 

Sorry, Elmos.

If there is a mix-up, it could take a lot of bottle for someone to go to the Doctor.

(If people buy Pepsi by mistake, sales may drop off.)

Replied: 26th Feb 2012 at 21:41

Posted by: baker boy (15586)

keep it up,i have never worried about that scenario ,as i have no where to stick it

Replied: 26th Feb 2012 at 22:06

Posted by: elmos (2784) 

i must have nerves of steel to resist answering,

just don't buy any of jo anne's pepsi.

Replied: 27th Feb 2012 at 19:37

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Can't beat The real thing.

Beware of Tesco's little helpers.

I can't remember the 'Pope Sicola' joke. Probably for the best.

Replied: 27th Feb 2012 at 20:59

Posted by: jo anne (33937) 

I haven't got any Pepsi, Elmos.

Replied: 27th Feb 2012 at 21:14

Posted by: elmos (2784) 

that pepi of dostaf's looks dodgy,i think your both in

it together jo anne. just had a couple of pints of bitter

much safer.

Replied: 27th Feb 2012 at 23:33

Posted by: moodysue (inactive)

only just seen this

Replied: 18th Mar 2012 at 12:39

Posted by: mache (inactive)

not trying it i've lost me bottle

Replied: 18th Mar 2012 at 12:45

Posted by: phred (349) 


Replied: 18th Mar 2012 at 17:34

Posted by: elmos (2784) 

I asked why PHRED when the nurse gave me a viagra

at night when in hospital,she said well we have had

a few injuries and it's just to stop you rolling out

of bed.

Replied: 28th Mar 2012 at 20:38

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

I'm truly glad you answered that one elmos. Phred I need to tell the story about our gardener in Malawi.

Replied: 28th Mar 2012 at 20:56
Last edited by erontquay: 28th Mar 2012 at 21:01:54

Posted by: elmos (2784) 

I don't know about phred but i'm still waiting for

erontquay's story about her gardener in malawi,it's

said that patience is a virtue.This proves i have

at least one virtue.

Replied: 9th Apr 2012 at 11:01

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

Elmos, the saga of the garden boy. I'll keep it short and to the point. We had a rhodesian ridgeback called Solomon as a guard dog, who we put into the garden when no one was around. Said gardener came back to work early, huge mistake. Solomon saw dinner and chased him up a tree and bit him. Gardener complained to me, so I asked him to show me where the dog had bit him,again huge mistake, he dropped his pants,I didnt need a magnifying glass.but I needed a stiff drink[

Replied: 11th Apr 2012 at 22:12
Last edited by erontquay: 4th Dec 2016 at 11:42:58


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