Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

Elmos, the saga of the garden boy. I'll keep it short and to the point. We had a rhodesian ridgeback called Solomon as a guard dog, who we put into the garden when no one was around. Said gardener came back to work early, huge mistake. Solomon saw dinner and chased him up a tree and bit him. Gardener complained to me, so I asked him to show me where the dog had bit him,again huge mistake, he dropped his pants,I didnt need a magnifying glass.but I needed a stiff drink[