Erontquay

Yesterday, somebody linked to an old thread which I re read.

Anyroad, one of my posts, in response to one of yours, looks awful when seen in isolation.


Posted by: dostaf (31377)

Nothing to laugh about, missus.

I suspect your sort revel in this type of reaction to your provocative threads.

You're as bad as the ASBO kids who see the orders as some sort of badge of honour.

Handbags (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

The shame of it all.

Replied: 27th May 2012 at 18:36
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From here

'Your sort'

Thing is, at that time a bit of banter was going on about lowering the tone etc.

Hope no offence was taken.

Non taken dostaf, I think I know the difference between banter and someone being "nasty". Shame others cant take the banter without catterwauling. Sod did I spell that right

Belting.

It just looked a bit nasty. By 'read in isolation', I'm referring to the aspect of a bit of banter going on at the time across various threads. ie the mood at the time, possibly influenced by what is happening on adjacent threads.

I know a joke about catterwauling.

This young cat sees his dad going oout for the night.

"Where are you going Daddy?" asks the youngster.

"I'm going a



Better not.

Wise move

Anyroad the dad starts singing away behind a snooker hall. Hoping to attract a lady feline.

Unfortunately, the manager doesn't appreciate the din and lobs a load of old snooker balls at the cat and the youngster.

I forgot to tell you, the youngster asked if he could come a


Welll, let's just say, the dad said "I suppose so son, your'e fourteen months old"


Anyhap, the pair of them scatter.

Next, dad starts singing in an alley behind a restraunt. They just get pelted with rotten veg, so scatter.

Same again behind a pub. Pelted with bottles.

Young un looks at dad and woefully says;


"I've had enough catterwauling for one night daddy, can we go home now please?"

One for the youngster

Never mind trying to paper over said cracks with your lamented apols,

You're a wrong un sir.

I know.

And google tells me, I should have said/typed eight months old, not fourteen.

Well steff he was told yesterday that he should be ashamed of himself,

I was an all.

Told, not ashamed.

Quite rightly too

I got a whiff of burning martyr.

There was a mention on a thread somewhere about Joan of Ark

I meant the suggestion that a 'gang' would pounce.

Tilting at windmills comes to mind.

Or that naughty You Tube clip whre a lad goes up to a bunch of lads from a different background and calls them a very naughty word.

Looks like no one is on pa troll,

Just an ordinary day on Wazzock Street Ma'am.

There is only one person I think of when I think of Sir Hugo De Gobbynge. How does the song go, Cant get you outta my head, I still like to go back and read it.

I want a new pic of somebody for a 'Blessed are the ordinary people' caption.

Owd Robin can't have two.

Bit of a quiz question.

In't google great.

Who do the following have in common?

Stan and Pam Herbert

The Self-Righteous Brothers

The Palace of Righteous Justice


Clue; a street in Pem.

Fleet St?
Have I ruwwind the thread now?

Yes.

Sobs and wails!

Is fleet st the answer?

No.

Is Fleet Street a person?


Who do the following have in common?

Play proper or I'll stamp me foot.

It's a street in Pem!

Or do you mean like erm...Harry Enfield and chums...ENFIELD ST!


LOADSAMONEY!

I was being bl**dy cryptic.

You'll be typing KILMARNOCK next.

No swearing, the censor will have his scissors out!

I'll change the o's for asterisks.

Shhh.

So, am I right with the Enfield Street. and the Character, loadsamoney? Or even tim nice but dim?

Yes.

I had to google to find the name of the 'considerably richer than yow' chap.

Sorry, there isn't a prize.

Get in!



Euphemism

just a warning about baffelry

'just a warning about baffelry'

See what I mean?

Where's that bell ringing glossary.

now to do with clangers,.........not seen him for a while

"Howdo Mache"

didn't take you long to prepare the bait, are you away on missionary work

He has applied for the position.

I was over there recently.

i've been there all day, should I go foe a check up ?

Difficult one. Do you think it could have rubbed off on you?

hope not but it's all over my shoes

incidentally did you have a bone in your throat on the seafood thread

Did you do a controlled re entry?

I often find thad depite the desire to get back as quickly as possible, it helps to return in stages. Bickershaw, Platt Wazz, Ince. etc.

Similar to avoiding the bends.

escape traffic does that for you anyway

True. Similarly returning via Hindley and Higher Ince.

and the bone ^^^^?

Sorry, Just seen it, Mache.

Nah, few comments referring to naughty jokes, plus one about fewer boozers, health fears and supermarket prices nowt rude but I decided to shift them.

and no stalker in sight

True.

The question was posed, the answer was given (allegedly) in just over 30 mins. The thread should have been left to sink without trace.

One for future reference.

yep

Now gerroff me thread.

And take Mache with you.

I'm expecting ordinary people to call in, not the likes of you.

Before you escort him off the thread, tell Mache there are gazebo type tent thingies for sale on them telly sales programmes.

£199.00

They say even welders can use them.

You aren't a real welder, you only found that mask.

Nothing to laugh about, missus.

I suspect your sort revel in this type of reaction to your provocative threads.

You're as bad as the ASBO kids who see the orders as some sort of badge of honour

shocking comment that

Posted by: walshy76 (7217)


Nothing to laugh about, missus.

I suspect your sort revel in this type of reaction to your provocative threads.

You're as bad as the ASBO kids who see the orders as some sort of badge of honour

shocking comment that


Replied: 12th Jul 2012 at 12:03


Posted by: walshy76 (7217)

tetter
no i dont know where your coming from

he'll struggle tetter if he cant use someone elses comments


Replied: 12th Jul 2012 at 11:41

disgusting that

i c&p it so someone wouldnt think i was on about them

after all i dont want them finding my address

Ha ha now I know why some animals eat their young. Don't be offended on my behalf walshy, after all I can take it and "proberly" give it too. It was banter nothing else, get a life.

just giving my opinion thats all

get a life.......classic

EQ.

daddys here

your "friend" will be along shortly

you spelt no wrong

thats a good description of the daddy

I no. I also added almost by accident. It should read, 'i have know frends.'

Mache, spelt is flour my lad, are you baking

You couldn't make it up.

The op is a July explanation to start with.

yes its hot outside

The daft thing is, had some prig or prodnose complained about my comment on the original 'cats' thread. I would have understood. Then I would have had to explain. So, in saving myself the trouble, I've attracted a complaint.

The observant among you may have noticed that I also editid a link to this thread, on the original yesterday by way of an explanation should it arise in the future.

Your "friend" will be glad now you changed names, I mean turned up

Nice to to another hanger on-er joined in as well

Old chestnut.

try here walshy 08457 90 90 90

Is that the number you use to find out when the gangs coming on and then you can come on as well

By the way, Mache. They really do say the gazebo tent (199.00) can be used by welders.

if its the tesco one its too small

Can't find the bugger at the moment. Found a similar one yeterday bu googling 'gazebo tent £199'.

No joy today.

Looks quite impresssive on the tv promo. But, although they list some trades it is useful to, including car related stuff, they didn't show a car under it.

Mainly concentratd on how easily and quickly the thing can be set up, or removed.

Mache:

http://www.pitch.tv/super-garden-gazebo.aspx

Have a gander at that ^^^^^^

Not linked, as it may be against the rules.

Mache 08457 eee your a good un

needs to be 5m minimum they only seem to go up to 3m

July explanation.

For some reason, and the Lord alone only knows, Mache said/typed that he would like a Police incident tent.

its the size don't you know

Mache, during my search, I found some large professional ones costing £1000's

See 'pop up gazebo'

It could be so he can ask the gang around

Zarathustra, or Joe Public?

only trying to be a good citizen eront



What! £1000's i'm not living of the state

I think you'll be phoning that number if you don't get int gang

NO, answering it

Don't worry, it's not end of the world if you don't get in

Another beautifully hand-crafted thread down the pan.

hand-crafted

Yes, by my own fair pie hooks.

Now you know how well liked members felt when they got there threads ruined

Please, will somebody explain to him.

No point, it's all washing over him.

As one "friend"posts the other "friend"posts

That's nice

No doubt my 'whinges' make me a wrong un.

When have you not been

Hena is complaining no one understands him now.

Those without sin, eh?

There are certainly some, or maybe just one. on here! Nasty for the sake of it. Can't understand anyone else wanting to be associate with him.

Posted by: walshy76 (7254)

Well there's a few, or is it one person, on here who are very professional at that




Replied: 8th Jul 2012 at 10:34

Hmmmm!

thank godness your back on

i thought for a minute you was trying to find my address and come knocking on my door

Zarathustra or Joe Public?

Handbags here we come.

i like him, very funny man

You don't mean Gary do you?

hena1958 (1203)
There are certainly some, or maybe just one. on here! Nasty for the sake of it. Can't understand anyone else wanting to be associate with him.


Replied: 12th Jul 2012 at 16:35
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Posted by: walshy76 (7254)

Well there's a few, or is it one person, on here who are very professional at that




Replied: 8th Jul 2012 at 10:34

yes very profesional at being nasty, big daddy

Why?

I go for a poach and.... tsk

So tell me...who are the bouncers (admin) on WW? In other words...who do I have to be wary of and watch my step with? LoL

Brian is the site owner. Or as I call him Brain. I'd watch that dostaf/ dustaf if I were you. He,s a resurrectionist

Not guilty of this latest outing.

Blame Mache.

Unless he doesn't know 'DNR' on some links means do not resurrect.

Evenin' Mache

Still looking

I got plagued with bloody shed adverts t'other day after googlin' 'compression shed', to make sense of the WEP drivel.