General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Anyroad the dad starts singing away behind a snooker hall. Hoping to attract a lady feline.

Unfortunately, the manager doesn't appreciate the din and lobs a load of old snooker balls at the cat and the youngster.

I forgot to tell you, the youngster asked if he could come a


Welll, let's just say, the dad said "I suppose so son, your'e fourteen months old"


Anyhap, the pair of them scatter.

Next, dad starts singing in an alley behind a restraunt. They just get pelted with rotten veg, so scatter.

Same again behind a pub. Pelted with bottles.

Young un looks at dad and woefully says;


"I've had enough catterwauling for one night daddy, can we go home now please?"