An expression often used by Chinese people who own/work in chip shops.
They are actually saying "salt and vinegar?" but if you're not an experienced chip shop go-er you will have no idea what they're on about.
Started: 2nd Jul 2021 at 16:53
What about "Effin Elsie's" down near pem railway station... "ANYTHING ELSE"
Replied: 2nd Jul 2021 at 17:12
So people ask me how I am(health wise) and at times I answer I am in fine fettle or fair to middling.They have no idea what I am about
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Artur Petesake has been awarded a Pullet Surprise for fiction
Replied: 2nd Jul 2021 at 19:36
Thank you Brassed off I don't normally boast of achievements so. I won't but will say, I had a marvelous day at the Palace and the Duke asked me.
" have you really got a row of corner shops?"
Replied: 2nd Jul 2021 at 20:37
If asked, " how are you today Tom", My stock answer is,
" I cornt smile wide enough" and the OP will understand why ..
Replied: 2nd Jul 2021 at 21:11
I thowt the colloquial stock answer to that question was, 'Gradeley'. Not sure if that is how you spell it.
Replied: 3rd Jul 2021 at 00:10
"Is this YOUR vehicle, Sir"?
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Taw reet marr
Replied: 4th Jul 2021 at 17:46
This chicken is rubbery
Ah fank you very much
Replied: 6th Jul 2021 at 09:07
No skin off my nose!
Strange one that, why not no skin off my arm (or other parts of the body?)
Replied: 28th Aug 2021 at 19:40
glad to see you're still enjoying our little forum that you don't go on anymore,anyhooo, One has things to do on this loverly Bank holiday weekend, SI THI Laters,
Replied: 29th Aug 2021 at 05:24
What's he on about now?
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My mother used to say, after seeing a particularly tall man.
"And his mother said he wouldn't be long"
I never heard anyone else use that expression.
Replied: 2nd Sep 2021 at 08:56
Poke fire lad & put some coal on.
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Am gooin ter docs wi mi leg.
Replied: 5th Sep 2021 at 10:44
Like a tramp on a kipper.
To act immediately, with speed and enthusiasm - disregarding everything else
Replied: 12th Sep 2021 at 16:29
strung in't arm and weak int yed
self explanatory ,
Replied: 12th Sep 2021 at 16:38
Norfolk 'n' good.... Speaks for itself.
Replied: 12th Sep 2021 at 16:39
Art gerrin um in?....
I would like another drink
Replied: 12th Sep 2021 at 17:26
"Have any of you any on you"
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nowt as nast
Replied: 13th Sep 2021 at 08:32
That's "some people" on here, that.
Replied: 13th Sep 2021 at 09:10
TTS Does nowt as nast mean Really Annoyed ?
Replied: 13th Sep 2021 at 10:12
Some people ask are you all right(reet). I reply no im am half left,If I was ALL right then I would walk around in a circle
Replied: 13th Sep 2021 at 10:25
Yes it does nana.
Replied: 13th Sep 2021 at 12:21
Thanks BB just wondering who "some people" on here get really annoyed according to Walshy
Replied: 13th Sep 2021 at 12:34
if "some people" have to resort to nasty/personal comments then they must be nowt as nast
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I'll make you smile on the other side of your face
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Nay Tha Cawn't
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Black as upt chimney!
Wait till cows come home!
Well I never did!
Replied: 14th Sep 2021 at 20:03
thick as Black Smook,
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A person who lives in outer Merseyland , St helens, Rainhill, but still claims to be a scouser and goes round saying,
" we do though don't we though,"
sent helliners like
Replied: 14th Sep 2021 at 21:48
"Don't cum runnin to me when that's brokken thi leg"
Replied: 15th Sep 2021 at 09:51