Major incident declared in Greater Manchester

Started by: Tommy Two Stroke (5322)

A major incident has been declared by authorities in Greater Manchester following rises in coronavirus infection rates

Well it looks like wer in't shit

Started: 2nd Aug 2020 at 21:21

Posted by: tomplum (6505) 

Don't worry, wash hands, cover face,give space , Tonkers not got it and never ever going to get it and he does none of those, So you will be fine,
In Africa, where there is no water, no Doctors and no face masks, Most are still living and wanting to get here, Thats a good sign innit ?

Replied: 2nd Aug 2020 at 21:35

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (5322)

According to the Manchester Evening News, they might be bringing in the army

"If the police need extra help in enforcement, it is understood the army could be drafted in to support them"

And I bet this is all because that Tonker went shopping in Lidl in Gowburn without a mask

Replied: 2nd Aug 2020 at 21:47

Posted by: tomplum (6505) 

We are in greater Manchester by geographic Terms but, in REAL terms we are in Lancashire, So stop worrying, Thal be aw reet pal, trust me,

Replied: 2nd Aug 2020 at 21:56

Posted by: tonker (21865) 

I've been shopping in Tesco's, in Haydock, too. But Merseyside isn't on a lockdown!

Anyroadup, it won't affect me, 'cos I'm back over to Spain in a couple of weeks starting a new refurbishing project. I'm not worried, the nearest recorded covid case to Mora is 50 km away!

Fall on one of them 'spikes' an' you're done for!

Replied: 2nd Aug 2020 at 21:59
Last edited by tonker: 2nd Aug 2020 at 22:04:46

Posted by: tonker (21865) 

Can anyone recommend a plumber, willing to travel and work in high temperatures?

Replied: 2nd Aug 2020 at 22:02

Posted by: broady (15993) 

Con he get theer ont bike??????????????????????

Replied: 2nd Aug 2020 at 22:24

Posted by: tonker (21865) 

He;s only got short legs. It'll take him twice as long!

Replied: 2nd Aug 2020 at 22:43

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (5322)

"Manchester lockdown: 'Major incident' for 2.8m as COVID-19 cases soar - Army on alert"

Martial Law is going to be declared

A Curfew

Shot if yoo don't wear a face mask

Higher Folds and Shakerley designated Corona Ghetto's

Replied: 3rd Aug 2020 at 16:20

Posted by: firefox (2165)

Replied: 3rd Aug 2020 at 16:28

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (5322)

Could be, it takes a month to come through .....

"Since 30 June, Pakistan International Airlines has been suspended from operating services to the European Union and the UK"

Replied: 3rd Aug 2020 at 16:35

Posted by: dougie (4426) 

I don't know if your a where or not but there's a massive virus testing station Hydock park race course, we've just had a test took all of half an hour and that was for two of us as we hadn't booked a test just turned up, but they say it's better if you book

Replied: 4th Aug 2020 at 16:48

Posted by: dougie (4426) 

Just sent the form they gave us off,should hear back by e-mail, Mobil phone, or landline phone, in the next 24 hours if everything O.K. or if we have too isolate

Replied: 4th Aug 2020 at 17:38

Posted by: broady (15993) 

Was it’s blood test or the up the nose sample. They say the up the nose is very uncomfortable. I had the blood test a few weeks ago. I was clear but am mindful that I could have been infected any time afterwards. I am hearing that people in the UK are being tested and told no you don’t have it but you have had it and they weren’t aware they had.

Replied: 4th Aug 2020 at 17:40

Posted by: basil brush (14462)

This week’s Covid-19 tracker has been published. It shows:
- The number of cases in Wigan Borough has slightly increased since last week.
- The local rate is now 8.4 per 100,000, which is lower than the new regional average of 28.6, the NW of 17.8 and the national of 8.8.

Wigan Council

Replied: 5th Aug 2020 at 13:18

Posted by: broady (15993) 

Is it true you once took an advanced dope test and passed with flying colours?

Replied: 5th Aug 2020 at 15:54

Posted by: dougie (4426) 

I've got my results back from are test and both of us were negative, I feel we have acted responsible for the 300.000+ people that live in the Wigan Borough by going for the test and track, everyone as the same chance to do the same thing we did.
Come on whether you be-leave in the virus or not put your best foot forward for the sake of the other 300.000+ if not for yourself

P.S. Name and shame him as if we can get him to change his mind for others, others may do the same

Replied: 5th Aug 2020 at 19:25
Last edited by dougie: 5th Aug 2020 at 19:35:31

Posted by: tonker (21865) 

Dougie, please explain how you going for a test to St.Helens can, possibly, benefit 300,000 people that live in the Wigan Borough ?
How can it benefit 300,000 people that live in the Wigan borough, if you were tested in Blackpool, or Coventry for that matter?

Negative result / Positive result. Things will remain the same in Wigan borough.

Replied: 5th Aug 2020 at 19:49

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (5322)

If you have symptoms of the virus, you go and have the test to see if you have got it, or are you just a snot nosed, grot gobbler

Replied: 5th Aug 2020 at 19:53

Posted by: tonker (21865) 

And, what do you do if you test positive?

Lethal injection? Deported to a far away rumba, where oil drums are beaten with sticks?

Dougie is probably one of those, like Raymyjamie, wearing a mask at all times when out in public. Others, who are also wearing a mask and are social distancing, are doubly protected.
They probably wrap £1 coins in tissue and hand them over in a sealed envelope!

Positive or negative, things are as they seem!

Replied: 5th Aug 2020 at 20:44

Posted by: dougie (4426) 

I was 99% sure we were OK but it's for others they are asking us to track and trace if I was in Haydock and dropped on you after you had been to Spain and you gave it me, I would tell them it's that check all his contacts and put them all in isolation also close his shop and put his wife and family and staff on lock down not just me

Replied: 5th Aug 2020 at 20:52

Posted by: tonker (21865) 

They'd be a'reet trying to trace everybody I've been in close contact with over the last 14 days. I've even lost count myself!

You'd hardly 'drop on' me in Haydock, Dougie?

Replied: 5th Aug 2020 at 21:09

Posted by: dougie (4426) 

Come on do the right thing, also hope a few more well go for the test, as for me I could talk just like a few on here about the virus as I've lived through things that may have been worse all my life, I was in isolation hospital for months with diphtheria and they were dropping like flies, plus all the other thing's you can think of, so as I've said it's not for me just thinking of others

PS remember you've 20 years to live to catch me up so look after yourself

Replied: 5th Aug 2020 at 21:13
Last edited by dougie: 5th Aug 2020 at 21:17:35

Posted by: Tommy Two Stroke (5322)

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