Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

My ability to know which day it is!
I thought today was Wednesday, so who or what stole a day, can I have it back?

Maybe one of the spinoffs for being retired

Good thing I eventually noticed it missing, I have to pick up someone from the local airport today, I could have been a day late picking up

Now I've got to decide which day went missing and what did I do on the missing day??