Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

When new equipment is bought, there's usually operating instructions supplied with the item.
There's usually warnings and cautions on the first page, I just had a laugh at one warning..."it must be understood by the operator that common sense and caution are factors that cannot be built into this product, but must be supplied by the operator"

I guess a lot of people won't be able to operate this product!