Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

Well I think Dave should have.........

Snotted him
Biffed him
Given him a Wigan kiss
Fumped him
Battered him
Tupped him
Given him a driver
Stoved his yed in
Kicked his yed in
Brassted him
Walloped him
Given him a slap
And a cauliflower ear
Along with a thick lip
And a black eye
Otherwise known as a 'shiner'
He should have tweeked his nose
And kicked his arse
And then smacked him in't gob

And 'finally' flooring him with a well aimed kick in't nuts

Heee Dave Devine intervention is what sometimes happens here