Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

Scoop, that pic and 'carat' was in reference to my 'eighteen carrat' comment.

Reference to a joke about a Wiganer in Ratners.

He was asking about engagement rings. A verbal joke which you tell doing chomping actions.

Jeweller asks "Eighteen carat?"

To which the Wiganer replies











"No, I'm chewing a caramel"



TAXI!