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Started by: dostaf (inactive)
Bloke been on island on his own for ten years.
One day, up the beach walks this stunner in a wetsuit and greets him. He explains his situation to her.
"Ten years without a cigarette?"
"Yes"
She reaches into her suit and pulls out a packet of cigs and a lighter and gives them to him.
He lights up and is delighted.
"Ten years without a drink?"
"Yes"
Again, she has a rummage and pulls out a hip flask and offers it to him.
He sups savouringly.
"Ten years with no human company?"
"Yes"
"Would you like to play around?"
"Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there as well!"
Schmuck.
Replied: 15th Dec 2012 at 20:40