Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

The vile woman certinly had no shame. EDIT Woman featured in another thread, caught on CCTV, defacating on supermarket floor,

Reminds me of the hippie and the genie joke though.

Hippie finds bottle on California beach, out comes genie and gives him a wish.

"I wanna be in the groove, man"

And with a flash, the genie turned him into a bog roll.

TAXI!