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It's very difficult when your picky about your food. I really don't like meat, or any sort of meat product. And I haven't drunk milk since I was about 8 years old. Caused mayhem at junior school cos that was in the days when we had free school milk.

They insisted I drank it, but changed their minds after a couple of upchucks

These days it doesn't worry me at all to say I don't like something, but I am often reminded of the gag in the Royal Family, where the son comes home with a new girlfriend who announces she's a vegetarian.

And Grandma (the wonderful Liz Smith) pipes up with " Can you not have a bit of boiled ham cut thin?"

Made me cry with laughter, because I've come across very similar misunderstandings.