Handbags (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)
I actually christened yon mon 'Spigot Monk' after he was rude to me on a post. Implying that I was under the influence of substances, he wrote 'Poking smot?' Which he referred to as an anagram.
Of course, I knew what the bounder meant and politely reminded him that his quip was in fact a spoonerism.
Out of courtesy, I put 'poking smot' into an anagram solver and amongst other things, 'spigot monk' emerged.
Which sounds rather sordid.
Replied: 2nd Jul 2011 at 13:09