Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

I actually christened yon mon 'Spigot Monk' after he was rude to me on a post. Implying that I was under the influence of substances, he wrote 'Poking smot?' Which he referred to as an anagram.

Of course, I knew what the bounder meant and politely reminded him that his quip was in fact a spoonerism.

Out of courtesy, I put 'poking smot' into an anagram solver and amongst other things, 'spigot monk' emerged.

Which sounds rather sordid.