Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

I do admit there may have been a little human error re the dog incident.
I was dive bombing the sausage barm when I missed the target.
But that should not put you good people off joining the crusade.
I'd also like to thank whoever beat me into Tesco where I found 2 upside down bottles standing the way God intended.
It was probably dostaf.