Handbags (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)
Jonathan Swift - www.worldwidewords.org - who's alright in my book as he was an advocate of puns.
Edit: ''Punning is an art of harmonious jingling upon words which, passing in at the ears, excites a titillary motion in those parts; and this, being conveyed by the animal spirits into the muscles of the face, raises the cockles of the heart.'
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