Handbags (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)
I-spy - I'm going to suggest something, but must warn it will be tricky, involves considerable risk and may not have a tremendous success rate:
Could you try re-enacting the scene with you, your dog and a fresh sausage barmcake, but this time you aim the bottle at the dog?
Replied: 23rd Sep 2013 at 08:40