Sports   (Talk about balls here.)

Eleven in a team, ten on a substitues bench, around eighty on a clubs books and they moan about having injuries.

And to think that a few years ago, there were no substitues, players played with knocks, no telephone number wages and had to have another job to supplement their income.

Plummer Tom Finney and pub landlord Nat Lofthouse sure missed out on the luxary life of todays prima donna football players!