Sports   (Talk about balls here.)

Rent free I tell you

Go on inform the good folk of Wigan World how long it is after you wake up in a morning that I first pop into your head

And wouldn't you think the bloke who pebble dashed his living room floor through his backside the last time I put him on the spot would be a little more circumspect?
But no amount of embarrassment will stop the forum fool from seeking the attention he craves