Sports   (Talk about balls here.)

Spot on whups .
Have you any idea what the berties pay to rent the emptihad laughing stock .?
Didnt think you did.
Bet good sovs you have never seen the ground never mind watch a game there .
Dont be shy now you oaf .
Regale us all of your less than wonderful experiences in east M C .
And how you enjoyed your visits to maine road .
You remember maine road dont you .?
Thats the ground that the bitter berties charged utd extortionate rent to use it for a euro game when O T was being re-built after suffering bomb damage in the war .
The bitter berties .
Big club my arse .