Sports   (Talk about balls here.)

He's the gift that keeps on giving
He must really love the attention otherwise he would wind his neck in

PS. He's really gone off on one, he thinks there was only 5 other lads in Barca for the final in 99 who would vouch I was there, I though five was a nice round figure that could easily fit into any solicitors office he chose when he was putting his money where is mouth was when formally disputing (as if ) that I was there.
I'm glad I didn't give a more realistic figure of how many folk I could get to swear I was there, he'd have still been scrubbing away at the stain on his carpet that he deposited