Sports   (Talk about balls here.)

picture the scene you jumped on the post european cup glory hunting bandwagon in the early 70s to support trafford united you see them relegated and win little of note for nigh on 26 years then they get gifted with money and the tide starts to turn beyond your wildest dreams you start to get giddy and then it happens it finally happens your crap teams gets to the biggest final of your lifetime, they finally get into the champions league final EVEN THOUGH THEY GOT THERE WITHOUT BEING CHAMPIONS??? but never mind that farce, they are there and thats all that matters you meet up with 5 other plastic mates talking about should we go if we can get tickets ect then it happens against all odds you get 6 yes 6 tickets one each you are all ecstatic with joy so off you set the 6 of you tickets in hand to the biggest game of your lives then guess what? not one of you makes a memory of the biggest ever night not one of you saves his ticket from the biggest ever night and not one of you takes a picture of any part of your biggest ever night following your team!!!

hahaha this is what shatty wants you all to believe

PULL THE OTHER ONE BILLY!