Sports   (Talk about balls here.)

I don't give a toss about your season ticket no more than I give a toss about which matches you think I have or haven't attended.
You was put on the spot and you lost control of your bowels and filled your kecks when last called out on the subject, no amount of scuttling about now will change that fact
And when you finally gained your composure (about a week later ) didn't you backtrack and concede that I probably did attend the final.
It is you that is "banging on about the past"1.