People   (Re-unions, trace old friends and relatives.)

Whelan

Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true,
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter,
you put the pain in Spain.
Your germs are splattered about,
your face is just a stain.

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here, wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life like a fairy tale ... Grim.

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality,
I hate both of them.

You're bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay,
please, please, please, please,
take yourself away.
Like a death at a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun,
like a sucked and spat out smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face,
speaking as an outsider
what do you think of the human race.

You went to a progressive psychiatrist,
he recommended suicide
before scratching your bad name off his list
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
they make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was it some kind of bat?
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can ... twat.