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Dear Hip swingin groin thrusting. Yeah Goughie was a magic dancer. My dancing belonged to the complete pratt category.
I was dancing near this black girl in a Newquay club once convinced I'd pulled. At the end of the song she whispered in my ear 'Why don't you just piss off!!' I was so shocked but couldn't stop laughing. I later got nicked by a the coppers for walking down the street with a pint of beer. I got fined £10 for theft of a beer glass. Corr!! Pat Fernley made it big. Good on her. I tried to chat her up once in Wigan Rugby Club, but she also thought I was a twat and blew me out.