General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

An Engineer dies and goes to the pearly gates, St Peter sends him to hell and Although the engineer protests, he still has to go down, So he says ok while I'm here, I'll get those fires burning better and make some 'worm feeders' to load the coal, then he made escalators and introduced a new venting system so everyone had clean air,
A couple of months later, God and the Devil are having a meeting in the pub and The Devil mentions all the improvements and God said, where did you find him, St Peter sent him, said the Devil, But he should never have gone to you, Said God, Send him back right away or I will sue you.

The Devil laughed out loud,, Sue ME he said, Where the F^&*( are you going to get a Lawyer