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BB. I dunno what sort of Dung Daft mate is spreading, Tonkers story is quite incredible. There was an incident in Spain on his last were he went missing for a few days, He returned again right out of the blue with stitches to his head and no memory, Experts think he was abducted by aliens for his vast knowledge of Everything, Even stranger is that when Mrs Tonkerton feeds him mash potato, he shapes it into a mountain and whistles a strange tune
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