General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

A chap went into local pub with a number 9 iron twisted round his neck of coase the local wanted to know why, he said he was going for a round of golf so he said wife said she would like to have a go as she had never played before, anyway he teed ofwithba good shot so he showed her how to hold the club, so she strikes the ball but they didn't see where it had gone, they looked everywhere but alas no ball then chap had an idea there were cows in the field so he lifted the tail up of the nearest cow and he said This looks like yours ,that's why I have this round my neck, Al get mi coat