General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

reet then, A bloke in't pub bragging how hard his bull terrier is, Another bloke in't bar says, " my terrier will rip thine in haive " then follows a lot of, no it waint and aye it will and finaly money was put on the table,
So he says, " what breed is tha dog and where is it? " tuther mon says its a short nose ,long tailed terrier and its in boot of my car on't car park" So they agree for a dog fight on't car park, All the men go out to the car park and the bloke with the bull terrier has his dog on a lead, Tuther bloke is standing by his car ready to open the boot and he says, " when tha ready let thi dog off leash and I'll open boot,
Bull terrier mon lets the dog go and tuther mon opens the boot, the short nosed terrier jumps out of the boot and with one bite . snaps the bull terrier in half, then gulps both halves up, licks its lips and jumps back in't car boot,
Bloke who had the bull terrier says " hoi, thats a crocodile " ,,,,,tuther bloke says, " yeah some people call them crocodiles too but, I call it a short nosed long tale terrier ",,