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A bloke has an ugly little mongrel dog and, one day, he was taking it for a walk when he met an old mate of his, who he'd not seen for ages.
"Y'a'reet", says the bloke. "Aye, y'a'reet", says his old mate, "bloody hell fire, what's that tha's geet theer"? he asks, pointing at the dog, "it's a bloody ugly bastard"!
"Hey", says the bloke, "it's the hardest dog in the World this is, he'll fight owt, he will, he rips 'em apart, he does, scared o'nowt, he's not"!
"I'll have a walk wi'thee then", says his old mate, and they walk on together.
Just down the road, they come to a house with a balcony on the front and, on the balcony, is a big Doberman dog. As they walk past, the Doberman spots the ugly little mongrel dog and jumps up at the balcony rail, barking and growling.
Well, the ugly little mongrel dog slips his collar and runs off, disappearing into the distance, leaving the two blokes stood there.
"Ha Haaaaa"! says his old mate, laughing, "hardest dog in the World, my arse!", he says, "as soon as that Doberman up on that balcony barked at him, he shit himself and ran off"!

"Aye", replied the bloke, "he's gone for a ladder"!