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A guy walking his Scottish Terrier up the street and he walks into a shop for some cigs and the shop keeper says, " hey mister, can't you read, No dogs allowed," The guy says " sorry I can't see I'm blind " The shop keeper says " Oh I'm sorry I did't realize " and serves the man then, remarks on how made his mistake, " I'd normally expect a blind dog to be a Labrador or Alsatian " The guy then says, " why what did they give me ? "