General (General discussion, talk about anything.)
Lord I have a problem! What's the problem eve? Lord I Know you created me
And a beautiful garden and wonderful animals and a snake but I am not happy.
Why is that Eve? I am sick to death of apples and I am lonely...
Well in that case I shall create a man for you.
Whats a man Lord? A man is a creature with an enormous ego and an inability to listen to you properly, and he'll give you a hard time , he'll be bigger and faster than you. He'll be good at fighting and kicking a ball, but he'll be pretty good in the sack as well!! I can put up with that replied eve,
well it's better than a poke in the eye!!
The lord said there is one condition eve..
What's that then?
You have to let him believe I made him first!!!
Replied: 6th May 2007 at 21:12