General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

...Separate Bedrooms now DD. When youv'e been married 50 years - the snoring - pulling off the bedclothes - keep getting up for a pee - fartin' - one cold, the other hot - sittin' bolt upright in bed, shoutin' you've seen a ghost - can't sleep, so, you put on your earphones to listen to the radio, and the 'hissing' wakes up the other one. I want to read, so I put on the spot. Then it's 'Put the light off - It's keeping me awake...

It's nice and peaceful for both of us now.
Thing is though, if I oversleep, she looks in to see if I'm still alive!