General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

On about having A-listers advertising Christmas, back in the day I worked for a store chain which had Noel Edmunds advertising the store's Christmas offerings, there was a Christnas TV advert and in the window of the shop there was a large poster with a grinning Noel Edmunds holding a large bundle of Christmas presents in his arms, and for the few weeks that poster was up, after every weekend night, yours truly had to clean gravy and curry and other stuff off the window, and remove the chips from the pavement, there was a chippy three doors down from the shop, and did we know about it.

But as we said at the time, if you are drunk and you come across a Noel Edmunds grinning at you through a window, are you going to be inclined to chuck a chippy supper at him