General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Police get called to a robbery on a high class jeweller's shop.
They arrive at the scene and find an old Irishman leaning against the broken window, looking in. So they arrest him on suspicion.
Back at the 'station', they interview the old Irishman who says that the robbery was done by an elephant and he claims to have witnessed it.
He tells the interviewing officer, "Well, just as I was walking past, this elephant came up to the jeweller's shop, smashed the window with his tusks, sucked all the jewellery up with his trunk and then ran off up the road.'
"Hmmmmmm", says the interviewing officer, "'For the record, was he an African elephant or an Indian elephant"
"What's the difference?' asks the old Irishman.
'Well, African elephants have very big ears while Indian elephants have much smaller ones', says the interviewing officer.
"Oh., I couldn't see his ears", says the old Irishman, "because he had a stocking over his head"!

PS: Boom-Boom!