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Well said Mollie, reet then, This daft thing was done by my Daughter in Law's Dad not me,
My Son who lives in Canada has a house surrounded by trees and waters so in Summer midges are a nuisance especially at night and with the barbie going they are attracted to us humans and feed off us, So Jeff the D I L's father goes down to the Indian village and asks in the shop how the natives cope and, the store owner says, Kimosabie, you need to use the cheap mouthwash, the one with plenty alcohol, that will kill them, So Jeff buys a bottle of the cheap mouthwash and thanks Tonto and that night, he does the 'Henry Cooper' and splashes it all over, The following morning he is bitten from head to toe in Mozzie bites, his face, hands, legs and body are full of bites, The mozzies had a party on him, So he trots off to the Indian store to have a go at Tonto and he's rantin' and ravin' and clearly been severely attacked so, Tonto asks, What did you do? Jeff explained he , splashed it all over and Tonto laughed, He said, No no no no, you do not splash it all over, You should pour it in a bowl, It attracts the mozzies and they drink it and die, What you have done is made you whole body a magnet to every Mossie in Canada,,