General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

This morning i've been doing lots of stuff and hopping from one task to another and this causes me to put things down and lose them so,, I decided to calm down and come on here to relax a while and recharge the ole 'hard drive' and I'll tell you a joke while i have a cuppa,

Two John Smiths both live in Main St in Wigan, Both are on the same Doctors books and during their annual check up both have blood tests and the tests show one of the john Smiths to have aids and the other to have Alzheimer's but the results have got mixed up and no one is sure which man has what,
So the Doctor phones Mrs Smith up and says,
" hello Mrs Smith its the Doctor here, I want you to drive your husband to St Helens, drop him in the town centre and leave him there, If he finds his way home, Let me know and,,,Don't have sex with him,