General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Some comical and some unfortunate tales here, but Tom, you ought to have known better!

I've loved your stories, so more please. My next daft thing was this:

Many years ago, about 35 in fact, I'd nipped to the mini supermarket in Pemberton for my mum, which is now Tesco Express.

I was gathering things from the list she'd given me, but I was picking out a few things of my own as well, when all of a sudden, I spotted something at the bottom of one of the deep freezers, and there was only one left, right at the bottom. I can't even remember what it was now, but it had to be mine.

Anyway, I started to lean into the big deep freezer except that, being just 5ft tall, I hadn't realised the danger of what I was doing. I leaned in further, and further, short arms stretching to capacity to reach my goal then suddenly, I went in, yed first.

Well, with little legs kicking away to try to get out, and me face frozzent and turning blue, some kind young gentleman saw my plight, grabbed hold of my legs, and hauled me out, but I managed to grab me prize!

So, if you were that young gentleman in Pemberton on that near fateful day 35 years ago, I thank you.